Jesus was chillin out, being cool. He's an edgy teen, anyways. What else could he do? After being nailed...;)...to the cross, he found that the World was Ugly, and his only solace was BIg Time Rush. His big times bois always had his back, even if they didn't really know him. He worshipped them. They were his god in this cruel world.
Suddenly! God burst through the pearly gates into Jeusu's room. "Jeebus! Your mother and I need to talk to you!!1!"
Jesus stood up moodily. "God, dad what do you want?"
Jesus's mother, Satan, whisked in her evening gown, a bottle of whiskey in her hand. "We need to talk about your obsession over these boys."
"What,baka?" Jesus cried."No. They're just cokooool. Like they're abs <3"
"That is the problem. You are a gay homosexual and that is not okay," said god.
"Fine then! I'll leave, baka! I didn't like you anyways!" Jesus starting packing his bags and saw Satan out of the corner of his eye. "ANd you! You're not my real mother! I'm gonna go live with Mama Mary instead of in this hellhole anyway!"
"I want to say bye/I love you/I am sorry all at the same time but a I can not even look at you OwO!" said Mama Mia Satan.
Jesus finished packing, his breaths coming fast. He grabbed his Gucci bags and swept from the room, tears pouring down his face. He pulled his favorite MCR sweatshirt over his head and descended down to earth.
Only as his feet touched the sidewalk in downtown Hollywood did he remember that Mary had been dead for thousands of years. He sat down on the dirty, naughty concrete that caressed his bum as tears ran down his face. He was so far from home and his Daddy. He didn't know what to do.
He had made a Big Time Mistake.
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Big Time Jesseus
SpiritualJesus always wanted to be part of Big time rush. Since his dad, God, kicked him out for being a tortured gay artist, he determined he will finally live his Big Time Dream. He tracks down the boys and advetures insue ;))))))))) This is a joke. Remain...
