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EXTRA Chapter 1

Mineta is a dickhead. Which is, you know, an obvious thing. But today he was being Extra Dick. He kept bugging every single person about who they had a crush on. Even the teachers. He assumed everyone was straight, even though it was painfully obvious that no one was. Aizawa looked ready to make him student number 155.

"I started this semester with straight a's, and now I'm not even straight." Todoroki said, smiling at Deku's laugh. "I don't get it," Mineta whined, scratching his head. "It means he's gay, Mineta." Kirishima sighed.

Mineta gasped. "That's offensive to gay people!"

"Mineta, we are all gay and it's only offensive if you say it." Sero said, drinking Sprite Cranberry.

"Ok then, if you're gay, who do you have a crush on?!"

"One, I'd never tell you, two, I have no crush. I have a boyfriend, so I'm doing better than you ever will."

"That's heterophobic!" Mineta screamed. "You existing is a sin. Leave the lesbians in peace." Tsu said, coming up with her girlfriend Uraraka. Mineta still hasn't gotten the hint, so the group decided they needed to make a new plan. "What if we have Bakugo and Kirishima make out?" Ashido suggested. "No they do that all the time. Maybe we could get Aizawa and Present Mic in on this?" Uraraka asked. "No, Aizawa hates Mineta as much as we do, but he just wants to drink his juice and sleep. Let's get All Might to do his bi-thing." Deku said. "Are you sure he's gay enough?" Todoroki asked. "Usually he's just... the gay you think is straight?"

"We must train him! To be the big gay!"' Kirishima said excitedly.

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"I accept! Aizawa has been bugging me about learning how to be gay properly! Best to learn from my students!" All Might said, smiling widely. "Gucci! Now wear these rainbow crocs!" Kirishima said.

"Kirishima what the fuck, NO." Bakugo looked disgusted.

"But- but babe. All Might in gay crocs." Kirishima whined.

"I mean you have a point." Kaminari said. "He looks fine as fuck."

"Young Midoriya, what is Gucci?" All Might whispered.

"It's like. It's like. Cool?" Deku guessed.

"First we must educate you in gay memes and what is and isn't ok to say." Kirishima said, as the biggest gay and leader of the pack of homosexuals. "As the biggest gay of 1-A, I am in charge now."

Mr. Aizawa was still asleep and completely oblivious as to what was happening in the classroom, and then his husband bust in, kicking the door down. "BABE HOLY SH- Oh hello class 1-A!" He announced. Aizawa blearily opened his eyes. "Is this an intervention?" He asked. "No, it's class time!" All Might said. "The students are teaching me how to be Big Gay and defeat evil!" Aizawa just nodded. "A worthy use of my class. C'mon babe, let's go to the teachers room." He and Present Mic left. "Call me if you need help!" Present Mic added before he left. "Back to our lesson..."

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"Today's class will be a lesson on... Big Gay Energy." All Might said, looking at the notes he had taken during his learning period. "Thath homophobia and heterophobia." Mineta stated. "Ah, young grape, you fool. There is no heterophobia. You're just a piss baby, grape."

"B-but the gays are taking over television! Didn't you hear? Lando is-" He trailed off as All Might stood over him in all his Bi-Glory. "There are more straights than gays. Representation must exist. Learn this, or you will never be a true hero." Then everyone cheered. Except Mineta, who pissed and ran away. 

A/N: I wrote this with my boyfriend at like 3 am (yes im gay surprising I know)