Previously on living by the edge of a knife AN;(say this in the voice of the narrater in DBZ,if you can that is,plz don't hurt yourself while trying to do this) :
"Erina sama,are you all right "
" yes yes I'm absolutely fine" she glanced at me and I let go of my aura folded my arms and smirked at her .
"What was that aura just now "
"I don't know what it was but I couldn't move muscle "
" it was so dark and cold I don't ever want to feel it again "
Damn,some girls even started crying was I really that bad I was only releasing 2% of my aura though
Erina cleared her throat "moving on "
Erina Walk towards the station,ya know what fuck it I've been Narrating like a robot!,
she picked up an egg and said "you main ingredient will be egg,those who impress me shall transfer, all others will be forever banned from the Academy,now all of you,you have one minute starting now,to decide your fate"
Everybody ran out of the kitchen by everybody I mean literally everybody but,I see what she's doing there she's making all the less important fools run out of the kitchen and I got a little angry,and I screamed at the top of my lungs " I mean seriously what kinda chef runs away from the kitchen?, you people aren't chefs you're just cowards"but what Erina didn't know was that one redhead boy was going to stay because he is the son of the most idiotic and stubborn person in the world.
He caught the poor soul that he obliterated right before the exams and ask him,"why is everybody running away" and then he told erina's Back story and blah blah blah (and I'm not going to write it because I'm way too lazy)
"As expected these recruits are always a bunch of drooling monkeys but there's just one left."she glared at me me.
"Well two actually," soma popped out of nowhere.the surprise on her face,I literally fell to the floor and started laughing(AN;she is on the floor for the rest of the conversation.)
"What there's someone who wants to take the exam,what idiot would...humph,never mind are you sure you want to take the exam?"
"Well,I just gotta make you say it's delicious right,ya I can do that"
"Well,As long as you incorporate the eggs,you're free to make anything"
Soma took a step forward,and placed a hand on erina's shoulder(ohhhh,bad move man, her girlfriend's gonna freak)"Man,I was kinda worried there,like what if I flunked out before I even got to make anything."(and girlfriend freaks in 3,2...)"GET AWAY FROM HER!!!"(hehe,knew it)"do ya know who you just touch that is my girlfriend she is smarter than your dumbasses...she sit's on one of those 10 chair's this school is always on about blah blah"or at lest that's what I heard
at this point I lost complete interest in the conversation, and headed over to take a look at the scrap they wanted me to fail with.But this is nothing ,I've been through worse.the most aged ingredient was a 3 weeks old lettuce but the seafood where all fresh,looks like they got soft,mercy?how pathetic,do they underestimate me that much?oh well,guess I'll have to remind them that there messing with a deity, then something clicked,
wait a minute,what did I ever do to them I'm just enrolling in there school.even old man senzemon said he's chill with me enrolling in the academy,then what's with the elite kids or whatever there called,oh oh OOOH,THE OLD MAN DIDN'T TELL THEM IT WAS OK FOR ME TO BE IN THE SCHOOL!and the dipshits are after me cause they think I'm here to destroy the school or something trust me I don't want to be here more then how much they don't want me here. But just imagine how embarrassing it would be for me to tell them,hey guys I'm just kinda here because my guardian wanted me to socialize soooo yeah. I have to come up with an excuse other than well,socializing.
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Living life by the edge of a knife
FanfictionAbandoned at the age of 4.she was taken in by a man who traveled around the globe as a researcher.the girl had a passion of making money,oh and cooking to.she visited many restaurants,well her visits mostly consists of destroying the chefs soul,care...
