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hey awsten, take the bdsm test at bdsmtest.org , we need to know for scientific research. k thanks
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there may be a reason as to why auto is living in the middle of nowhere. it's because the lab is where the FBI will never find his secret lab. this lab is wear he maid the thyme masheen. to use this thyme masheen, you had to piss into a vape tank and take the biggest phattest hit you can. this will sent you back in thyme.won day after austin and trevor rapped up the potcasd, he decided to take a trip to sea what auto was up to. little did he no, he was in for a long and bumpy ride.
once austin texas got to automobile's ranch, he started to wonder around. austin found his way to the lab and noticed the thyme traveling vape. he didn't really understand what the device was used for because he never thot of autograph to be smart. however, he didnt sea any vape juice in or around the vape so he got the much brilliant idea to take a PHAT piss into the tank. BUT he is a HUGE germafobe so he pissed into a cup, got a dropper tool, and used it to fill up the tank and wet the coil (so that he doesnt burn up the coil and get a dry hit). once the vape was ready, he took a PHATASS hit. he was then send into another dimension, but it was a HORRIBLE dimension... 2011! that's where he got the brilliant idea to gather all versions of him and fuck the shit out of them and would finally be the dominant one.
he kept taking hits with all the versions of himself, but whenever he got to the midlife crisis/only lasted for a week/red hair boy he noticed that he gained a special ability: he could create another planet by taking the phattest hit with all the boys simotaineusly. once he created the planet (and basically became God), he took all his past versions of himself, including: the brown hared boy, the pink hared boy, the blue hared boy, the blond hared boy, the best vurzion of austy: the red hared boy, and his current his: purple.
we all know that all of the fun color versions of awsten, including brown hair, are all twinkie bottoms, the only top is OBVIOUSLY blond awstin-can. i mean, purple hair aws10 can maybe be a switch, but that's one hell of a stretch!
"okay... i brought you guys to my new planet: Wet Pleasure Grounds for a specific reason," purple aws11 said "i've always wanted to experience an ogre with myself."
"well there's six of us and only two of us that is willing to stik there schlong in an anal intrance." the cookie monster lookin ass informed the purple one.
"so who's gonna voluntear as tribute?" the shit head asked.
"omg shut ur mouth. that's so gross, you're definitely staying as a fucking bottom." the pepto head replied.
"okay, so me and randall from monsters inc. are obviously gonna top. i'm thinking pepto might be a bit of a dom!" the sandman questioned the kirby lookin fag's submisivnes.
"me? no way! just thinking of putting my peter wacker in one of y'all's ugly wrinkly skin void makes me wanna projectile vonnit." pink guy exclaimed.
"ugh! i guess i'll do it! but i'm fucking the shit out of retarded lavagurl." the period blood one demanded.
"come here, you ugly bitches." the dominant ones declared.
"yes, daddies." the twinks chanted like a fucking satanic cult.they all put on condoms at the same time and went to town on theyre highknees.
(this next part may be confusing, but it'll make sense later... all you gotta know is i cut it to the next scene before they cum... the beginning of each scene lines up at the same time... just trust me)
(blond x blue)
sandy cheeks didn't know a whole lot about kinks, but just went along with it. he was basically a virginia, he's had a couple of blowjobs but that's about it. on the other hand the violet beauregarde (from willy wonka) looking boy was extremely into bdsm and always made it a parent in conversation. for some fucking reason, he's always wearing a collar and has a pair of pink fuzzy hand cuffs for his dom two lock him up at the ready.
"i want you to lock me up because ive been SO knotty!" the blueberry said.
"wait... i don't really no a whole lot about... that." banana head said. he felt ashamed and like an uncultured swine.
"uhh... you want me to teach you?" the cool ranch dorito bag asked.
"i guess?" banana head said.
"so, i want you to call me shit like baby, pet, kitten, good boy, etc. i also liked being locked up. i am going to call you daddy an-" he said getting cut off.
"WOAH. no one is calling me daddy. fuck that shit. nope. gross." he said getting offended.
"ya know, i thought that way and then i tried it and well..." he said trying to convince blondie, "just... trust me. you'll probally like it."
"fine." he said giving in and rolling his eyes. the blondie lubed up his wanker and inserted it in. not knowing what he was getting into scared him a lot. what was gonna happen? is he gonna enjoy it? was this gonna change the way he sex? he decided to get out of his hed and focus pocus on what was happening.
"mmm, yes daddy." blue's clues moaned in pleasure.
"that's right, take it, you little shit." he said trying to find the right words to say.
"faster, daddy." he let out, biting his lower lip. he thrusted faster and faster. it got kinky and even more kinky.(red x pink)
"stop calling me retarded lava girl!" he said, furryous.
"shut up, retarded lavagirl, i'll call you whatever i want. you're my fucking sex slave, and i'm your fucking master. and you will do as i say." he bellowed, standing his ground, showing him his domindance.
"i-i-i'm sorry, yes sir." he said becoming frightened by the side of period blood head he never knew existed.
"that's right, be fucking sorry, now get the fuck on your hands and knees, and turn around." he demanded the sub. he put his cock in pinkie pie and smacked his ass so hard it left a hand print. the sex was so ruff, but he didn't give two shits if the other one is in pain or not, he just wanted to get off really bad.
"please slow down." the flesh colored one cried out.
"no!" the wannabe ginger said, leaning back in pleasure with his eyes closed.
"my asshole feels like i could shove a big bottle of shampoo up there and never find it again." he sobbed, he could feel teers in his eyes.
"i don't fucking care." he said, sometimes pausing between each word.(purple x brown)
twilight sparkle put his magic horn in tobacco's tight rektum, and whispered-yelled "i fucking hate you. i'm glad i glued up."
the shit head sub replied angrily, "at least i dont look like barney stupid ass bitch." he moaned.
the purpl boi grabbed the sub's long ass fringe and pulled it tight "the fuck you say to me lil slut?"
"i want you to fucking cut me." the scene kween said.
"what the fuck? you're ruining BONER TIME." barney said, feeling his pp get soft inside him.
"you'll like it, i swear!" he promised "wait, are you soft?"
"uhhh..." randall said, he could feel his face turn basikally into the blushing emoji "no! but what do you want me to do?" trying to change the subject.
"take these," he gave him a couple of razors, one small knife, and a pair of big ass scissors, "and i want you to slice my skin, but don't kill me and don't dig in where i'm about to bleed out. just enough to hurt me."
"uhh... okay." he said, still confused. he entered the emo kid's anal cavity and really went to town. it got ruffer and ruffer until the sub's asshole was equivilent to a shower drain. he cut across his chest, back, arms, and ass.
"im reaching completion!" the extreme dominant cried out in pleasure.
"yes!!! please complete in me my paternal figure kink!" the wanna be scene kid screamed.at the exact same time, the three doms pulled out to take their condom off, then the three subs quickly got on their knees to catch their dom's sticky, white mess on their face. when they came, the only thing you could hear in was the doms all moaning. you could only see the subs doing the ahegao face.
"okay, so how do we get back?" the purple one said, swiping the sweat off his forehead. they all shrugged to his question.
"maybe we have to do a sacrifice?" the spongebob head suggested.
"okay. yeah sure." they all agreed.the only person they could think to kill was the emo awsten. no one really cared for him, he was just annoying to look at, plus he enjoyed pain.
"do you think it'll have an effect on the rest of us?" sprite cranberry asked worriedly.
"nah. i got you from different dimensions." tinky-winky from teletubbies tried reassuring them.so tinky-winky took one the small knife he got from the brunette and slit his throat, but of course he had consent to do it. after he slit his throat and the emo kween hit the ground, they all expected to be put back in their dimensions, but yet nothing happened.
just to be sure that he wasn't alive, sun baby put two fingers on his past version's bloody neck to check for a pulse, "there's no pulse?" he said confused.
after they all threw up from the sight of his fingers meeting with the blood, po (from teletubbies) demanded him to check again.
"hell no. fuck that." he said pissed.
"wait guys. what's happening?" blue awsty said as he felt his body turn to ash as if thanos from infinity war snapped his fingers. eventually all of the awstens started deteriorating. the planet also started to turn to ash, then it was just awsten's body floating through space."what the fuck?" the astronaut in the tesla asked confused, "yeah, houston, we've got a problem..."
but that's a story for another time...
the end 😌💅🏻
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i have no idea what i just wrote, but i am extremely sorry. awsten asked to have a fanfic where he fucks himself, so i delivered. there's multiple writers on this account and we'll probably take turns writing.
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