The Worst Random Book in Existence

Kid Icarus Uprising

Chapter 5

"i am pig, servent of de goodes of lieyet!"

"and u! r! historee!"

"whet was dat faor?" asked pendora.

then pancake and panderoa begen to bittle. then pindera screeched and got le miirorm of trueth.

"poet u must break that mirror!" paluzena yellsed. so potrey brake the mirror and then edgy thing pop out "surprise bish"

so penDora be happeh. "yey someone can kiell pitfall!" sauced pindora. edgy goth dark insert word here potato falcon payunched her. and then killed paindora but that was a lie.

so patty grew happy, but then dark pichu (trumpet trumpet-) kicked patton in de gut and then flew ayway.

"oh no" pal said "ok ur going to go back the skedadleworld to start the next chapter of de story. SAVE UR GAME."

Pit flew away seeing what Pichu's Potato Soul did to Chapter 5 of Uprising, shocked. Pit died a little inside