Thanos: The Romantic Wars

Thanos...

Thanos and I had dated for one year now. Despite what you see from him most of the time, he was a very sweet and caring man. He was the kind of guy who would go from "hello sir" to "your daughter calls me daddy too". He definitely knew how to make a woman crazy.

We were laying in bed in my New York apartment. You're probably wondering how he could fit in my bed, let alone the whole apartment. Somethings are best to be left to the imagination. We were watching Avengers: Infinity War for the millionth time.

"Hey babe..." Thanos said.

I turned to look at the big, purple man. "Yes?"

"Since I killed... Gamora," he paused, a look of pain in his eyes, "would you like to make an offspring together?"

My face became warm. All of a sudden, Thanos jumped on top of me, breaking the bed in the process.

"Uhm..."

"Ah- Sorry."

"Let's do this somewhere sturdier."

"Why don't we just do it real quick?"

"Fine, Thanos."

So basically he stuck his pp in me and all that stuff until...

"OW! My back!" I cried out in pain.

Thanos picked me up and turned me around to see a piece of wood stuck in my back when he was OwOing with me.

"NO! Not again..."

I was beginning to feel drained of life.

"Can't you just snap or- cough cough some shit?"

"Uh..."

"Just leave Thanos. I wanna die anyway."

Thanos left me to die a painful death.

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So I know this is short and made with no time and care and I apologize. You see, I'm doing a collab with LexiAj! To understand where we will be coming from, please read her story Revenge of Tyrone. It's a story we created long ago together and a great part of our friendship. If you have any questions, please feel free to ask!