I start crying cause I wish louis was real and I worship him at my shrine while I eat my 18th box of cheeseits.
I looked on insta and see 22938271793829 texts from maddy and naomi spaming me calling me a crosseyed hoe ass cunt and start crying.
I didn't text back cause I'm to lazy and a fatass hoe so I hit hannah a few times cause she's gay furry and she crys and I laugh in crosseyed and she gets mad and begs naomi to play dbd and says she's gonna kill herself so I ask naomi to play dbd
She says yes and hannah screams in Rachel amber and stomps so hard that there's a earthquake
Since she's a leo she becomes a hoe ass thot and cries and somehow
Makes it all about her???!?!?
I crie and pray to louis
"Oh louis please give me the strength to not die from crosseyed disease."
After I finsh praying I eat 2 gallons of ice cream 102929920293837636278203736829372892372617 boxes of cheeseits and start crying cause I'm hungry and get mad at my gay ass mom
I start crying cause I'm angsty 9 yr old and my mom stabs me so I cry and run to my room to watch anime.
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The life of a crosseyed hoe aka cole
Romanceabout a dumb bitch named cole my best friend since I was a fetus she's also crosseyed and a hoe who dropped out of school at 12
