1/28/19
So heres some highlights of what happened in our cult so far today ......
Yeaaaaaaaaahhhhh prepare for some weird shit bros
It's hella weird in our cult. Like hella weird. But hey we're weird and fun and that's another reason you should join! :)))
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"Rennin I love youuuuuu cause you're my best friendddd"-me
"No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I don't love anyone or anything im renninsexual remember" -rennin
"I thought what we had was special. You made me look like a fool. I understand now..... I cannot be friends with anyone...... I cannot trust anyone. Everyone just betrays me......... how could you? You made me think that we were unstoppable, that we were the bestest friends in the world.... and that it would never end. But I see now that I have just been lied to, belittled, made a fool of. I know now that I can never trust anyone ever again. It's all a lie. All people do is lie........ 😔"-Me
"*Hugs mar * hoe how dare you hurt my sister"-Jeff
"Oof it was a joke damn"-rennin
"Bro that's all me joking. I'm an overdramatic whore"-Me
"WTF THAT WAS DEEP MAR. QUOTING IT"-Artzy
"Lets make this into a reality show"-Jeff
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"Bruh im on my period the blood wont stop
coming out of my neck"- Rennin
"Rennin that's not how it works-"-Artzy
"IM PREETTTYYYY SUUUURREE THHAAAAAT IS HOW IT WORKS"-Rennin
"Lol no it comes from your pussu"-Jeff
"No it comes out of the hoohah"-Artzy
"What the fuck are we talking about XDD"-Jeff
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"My friend said that a woman fucked her dog once And that why we kill people" -Jeff
"*That kids is how furries were born-*"-Artzy
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"Those *clenched* ass cheeks am i right?"-Liv
"FRUDHDHDBEHSHDVEJSKWKCBBDJX" -maple leaf. (Pfft same)
"And that children is where the penis goes" -Rennin
"W o w I e" -maple leaf
"Sex ed with Rennin"-Rennin
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*whats your vagina's name?*
"Love cave"-me
"Dick sandwich"-Rose
"Sex fold"- Artzy
"Pixie pie yummy"-Jeff
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"I have a lot in the Bible rn. Everything that happened in the span of like 5 minutes..Yeahhh"-Me
"send the link please"-Artzy
"Oh it's not posted yet" -me
"Oh satan what did you do..."-Artzy
(HAHAHHA yes child fear me)
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