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Arthur hesitates, but decides to grab Dutch's left asscheek, because his left was slightly larger than the right one, similar to his balls. Dutch feels Arthur's big hand groping his ass. Dutch violently flips around and puts his hand around Arthur's throat.
Dutch: Why are you sexing my buttcheek Arthur? I'm insecure about my ass because I have an ingrown hair on my right cheek and I can't pull it out :(
Arthur: *slaps Dutch ass* I love your ingrown hair babey, don't be upshet!
Dutch: Okay Orthur. The guards went away for a little bit, so guess what.
Arthur: Escape time.
Dutch: NO! Anal me please :3
Arthur: Dutch we can anal at camp what the fuck.
Dutch: I can't let Molly know I'm a gay!
Arthur: We can do the butt sex in Bill's tent!
Dutch: Good idea! Let's try to get out then.
The guards at the jail return and come up to Arthur and Dutch's cell.
Guard: So, I heard y'all like butt sex hm gay!
Guard 2: That's pretty gay bro
Guard 1: Here's a deal, if one of you suck my dick, you can leave! My wife left me I need a quick suck.
Dutch and Arthur look at each other, wondering who should suck prison guard cock. Arthur decides to because Arthur loves choking on fat cock, and Dutch just enjoys getting his dick sucked.
Arthur: *sucks dick*
Guard 1: You accidentally bit my peepee but I'll let you out because I keep my word.
Arthur: *wipes nut off face* thanks bro
Arthur and Dutch Walk out but pretend to be straight. They ride out to camp, but different way because they didn't want to talk about the gay shit that happened even though they'd both do it again.
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