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Arthur walks into the saloon to overdose on whiskey. When he sees this beautiful hot man standing there, he no longer wants to die. It's a lonely French man with nice eyebrows and a fat fucking bulge in his pants. Arthur approaches him.
Arthur: (Tries to be cute) Man, what I'd do to brutally die from choking on that fat cock.
French man: (is embarrassed and blushing and aroused) uwu, uhh. My names is Chwawles Chyanwy! OwO
Arthur: Charles hm? My name's.... (thinks for a moment) Micah! My names Micah Bell. If you want you can send me a letter sometime.
Charles Chatenay: I sure can daddy! (Smiles gay) and I can even include a cute lil drawing.. of me ;)
Arthur: oh! ;) so you an artist? Maybe you can illustrate my fat pubey dick?
Charles Chatenay: (gets boner and butthole gapes) I would love to stare at your dick for 2 hours and draw it and look at the drawing every day, Micah! Follow me to my.. art studio.
"Micah" (Arthur) and Charles walk to the art studio, and Charles holds Arthur's hand. They both get hard. When Charles brings Arthur to the art room, Arthur looks around. Arthur soon notices a familiar penis on the wall. It is Dutch's girthy balls! Arthur gets angry, but does not express his anger because he's too busy trying to fuck Charles.
(2 hours later)
Charles: I'm done with the drawing, Micah. (Hands over the drawing) look how big your dick is!
Arthur: 😍 Babey!! I can't take the picture with me, because I left my satchel at home and I don't want to mess this up. Perhaps you could mail it to me, with a sexy little note? ;3 Remember to mail it to the name "Micah Bell". I don't want others to see my cock.
Charles: oh fuck yes, I'll sure do it when I get the chance, see you later Micah babey! (Grabs Arthur's cock to say goodbye)
Arthur walks away, and gets on his horse to return to camp. He is happy with his plan. Once the letter gets sent to Micah, Micah will have a drawing of Arthur's cock, and will be so confused! Arthur rides his horse with a smile on his face.
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