Stupid uniform. I'll burn it I swear to god. I see Kenny as he tries to grab my hand, I slap him. 'Try me.' He laughs as we walk through the hallway, Kenny nudges me. 'Any guys you like?' I answer shaking my head. 'That's stupid.' I bump into this guy with blonde hair. . .I think his names "Twitch"? I don't know, we used to talk but don't remember anymore.
He says quickly. 'Sorry, didn't.-' I cut him off. 'Watch where you're going twitches!' I push him out of my way rolling my eyes. 'Dumbass.' Kenny laughs. 'Jeez, someone got so angry I would have thought you'd like him.' I look at him. 'Don't make me break your arm.'
The day ends and Butters, Kenny and I go to some coffee shop "Tweak bros"? "Twink bros"? I'm not sure, but. . . they have good desserts and drinks. We get in and sit down, I roll my eyes. 'Why is no one coming over?' I stand up groaning. 'I'm going to go order a milkshake or some crap.' I walk over and see that twitches kid, huh. . .guess he works here.
He looks at me confused. 'What can I get for you?' I answer. 'A milkshake? I don't know, something that doesn't taste like utter shit.' He rolls his eyes laughing. 'Ok, instead of milk I'll cum in your milkshake.' I laugh accidentally. 'You ass! Do it, that's hot.' He blushes a bit. 'Sure, I'm not cleaning up your drool when you come back for more.'
I roll my eyes smiling. 'Ok, don't let me down then.' I walk back to the table laughing. 'Wow, the barista is amazing.' He raises an eyebrow. 'Tweek?' I nod. 'Whatever his name is, he's funny!' Tweek comes over with my milkshake and laughs. 'It shouldn't disappoint you, and it's vanilla so you can't see the difference in what's what.'
I smile taking a sip. 'Thanks, daddy.' Tweeks eyes widen. 'It's on the house, now what do you two want?' Kenny and Butters look at eachother and Kenny asks confused. 'You two fucking or something? Like, on the side?' I say instantly annoyed. 'Fuck no! I'd never date him!' I get up angry and say to Tweek. 'God, thanks for the milkshake.'
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No! I don't like him!\ \ \Femine Craig X Masculine Tweek./ / /
FanfictionI honestly have no idea what I'm doing anymore. ---- Craig is poor after his parents getting tired of him, he still goes to school but lives in a tiny 1 bedroom apartment that's actually dying. Tweek's family pumps him full of gallons of coffee a da...
