No! I don't like him!\ \ \Femine Craig X Masculine Tweek./ / /

{4}\ \ \What happened last night?/ / /{4}

I wake up on some guys, RIPED chest, I sit up grabbing my head. 'What the fuck?! Who are you?' The guys head is turned but his hair looks familiar blonde. . .oh god, did I hook up with Kenny again?! I shake the guy's chest saying. 'I swear to fucking god if you're Kenny I'll beat you up.-' Some guy groans flipping over. 'Craig? Why'd you think I was Kenny?' 

I see Tweek as I say confused. 'What did we do last night?! Tweek Answer me!' Tweek stammers confused. 'I-I don't know?! Did I lose my virginity to you?!' I say confused. 'Did I lose my sleeping in a guy without sex virginity?!' I pull the sheets down to see that Tweeks pants are still on, I sigh in relief. 'Did we just? Put our pants back on after?' 

Tweek shakes his head. 'No! We made out. . .we started in the lounge and then got into the bedroom and passed out after you grabbed my dick?' I laugh sighing in relief. 'Oh thank god. . .we didn't do anything. . .' Tweek groans. 'Really? Am I that shitty?' I shake my head. 'No!' Tweek stands up putting his shirt on. 'Gotta go to work, I'll see you later.' I smile waving. 'Bye!' 

He walks off and after hours I'm annoyed, horny and drunk. I get up and get dressed, I walk my ass down to Tweak bros. I see Tweek working and walk up to the counter and laugh. 'So, ditching me for this boring shit?' Tweek rolls his eyes starting to walk around the shop and delivering shit, I hum. 'So, I'm feeling horns.' I wink as he understands what I mean, he looks at me. 'Really? I'm working.' 

I groan. 'After work maybe we could.-' I get cut off when he goes to turn around and accidentally grabs my ass I say flustered. 'I don't! I don't want you like that!' He says confused. 'Dude, it was an accident?' I hand him a note secretly as I say annoyed. 'Touch me again and I'll break your fucking hand.' 

I hum getting home, I go for a shower, cook some dinner and grab a glass of vodka, I smile looking at the time. 'One more hour.' I get a message on my phone. 

Fuck toy 🍆
What was that shit at the shop? You want me to come over at 9 but you just told me that if I touch you, you'll break my hand?

Craig the gay lord
Eh, no one can know that I lowkey loved your hand on my ass.

Fuck toy 🍆
I'm not coming over if you want me to touch your ass make an effort about it.

Craig the gay lord
Babbyyy, I just want your big cock in me ): I have toys that could help.

Fuck toy 🍆
Bring them then. Do you want it? Come get it then.

I groan getting up and packing stuff in my bag, I hate him so much right now! But I want him to snuggle me. . .But I don't like him!

I walk to the stupid Tweak household and message Tweek

Craig the gay lord
Making me work for sex, you're such a fucking virgin. Now, how am I meant to come in?

Fuck toy 🍆

Wow, just knock on the door and I'll answer and say you're a friend coming to stay over and then I'll fuck your brains out. Since you did work for it. It's only fair.

I knock on the door standing there in my baggy pants and sweatshirt, the only reason I'm wearing something so gross is cause well. . . I wanted to do something special but I couldn't so when he sees the eatable underwear he'll hopefully like it!

Tweek answers laughing. 'Come in then.' God, he looks so hot, I just want to kiss him and have him drag me upstairs! We get in and I send a quick message to him

Craig the gay lordYou look so hot, I just want to kiss you!

This lady asks making dinner. 'Who's he?' Tweek answers. 'My friend, Craig.' I smile waving. 'Hi!' She nods. 'He looks like a hood rat.' Tweek rolls his eyes. 'He usually dresses a lot nicer.' I stammer. 'I just wasn't ready so I put something together.' 

She rolls her eyes. 'Ok boys.' Tweek and I walk upstairs as I whisper turning on music. 'I can see why you hate your parents.-' He laughs kissing me. 'Shut up, come on. Turn up the music.' 

Hope you enjoyed! Bye!