Dear people who are in a relationship,
It's so great that you're not single anymore. I'm really glad that things are working out for you. But, do you have to rub it in our faces when you're making out with your boy/girlfriend in public? No one wants to see you have hot monkey sex while we're trying to cool off and enjoy ourselves at the pool, when we're getting groceries for our black hole refrigerators, or when we're going to Austrailia with our family.
Sincerely, everyone who is single
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My little book of rants
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