How To: Piss Off Kings

Chapter 1

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(My book will include homosexuality, half a chapter of a depressing environment, and maybe some kinks here and there! [as a fujoshi I am VERY excited ┐(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)┌ ])

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Sitting on a sharp clifftop of steel buildings, watching a scarlet sunset lower itself below the highway, were five young men, relaxing peacefully.

One of them, with dyed blonde hair and a ruby earring, pointed towards a tower nearby.

"That girl looks like she's gonna commit suicide". As he said, there was a young woman who was tearfully watching the cars speed below her. She was standing precariously close to the edge, and her long, dark hair was thrashing behind her.

She stepped off, into the air, and a second young man, delicate and petite, let out a gasp.

"Wow", he breathed, and unlike what people may have thought, his eyes were filled with awe, glittering as he took in the sight of the young woman, tumbling down like a waterfall.

"How much are they going to charge her family?", asked yet another youth, frowning as he looked away a moment before she hit the ground, crashing against the street, and shocking the people who were driving. He calculated on his fingers and hummed, answering his own question. "Must be a lot, given that her body blocked the entire highway down there".

In no time at all, the highway was cleaned up and back in working condition, and the group of men shared a collective sigh. They stared at the sky above them for a long time before a dark haired youth spoke up.

"This place is boring."

"What do you mean?", asked a young man with messy hair, and loose clothing.

"The world, of course. Look at us, masters of medicine, art, music, whatever! And here we are, lacking the motivation to do anything other than leap off like that lady over there". Everyone else hummed in mutual agreement. They had seen so many things, and been to so many places, that it was hard to conjure creativity. At this moment, the petite youth spoke up, with a voice like bells.

"You know, apparently there used to be way more to see on Earth. New creatures could be discovered everyday, and trees filled the land instead of steel." Hearing this, one man sitting at the side stopped counting on his fingers, and looked up, opening his mouth.

"Human development crowded everything else out, and now I can't find inspiration to build any kind of new architecture, not to mention how people only want me to make ornaments for rich ladies with my crafting skills."

They sighed once again, and the remaining rays of sunlight collided against the faint figure of the moon, hanging in the skies above. And as if the world had warped, the sun and moon beams started to twist and turn, wrapping around each other like ribbons. This soon brought the attention of the people sitting on the rooftop, and they stared attentively at a possible source of new inspiration.

The light slowly morphed into a figure with stunning curves, luscious hair, and a figure that would make anyone be struck in awe. With a gentle smile bestowing rays of holy light, a beautiful woman appeared, with flawless skin, and golden eyes.

The group stared, agape, as she slowly floated down to the roof.

[My children, I have heard your call] The dark haired youth collected some of his wits at this statement, and his eyes took on a sharp gleam.