003. GROUPCHAT

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CRACKIES

JADE [ OOVOO JAVER ]
JACOB [ VROOM VROOM ]
JAIDEN [ MS. KEISHA ]
MICHELLE [ COUNTRY BOY ]

OOVOO JAVER
LMAO, YALL GUESS WHAT

COUNTRY BOY
You finally figured out your ugly?

VROOM VROOM
You finally found a man so you can stop complaining about wanting to be loved?

MS. KEISHA
YOU FINALLY FOUND YOUR HAPPINESS?!

OOVOO JAVER
Not yet, but something better happened

OOVOO JAVER
So, this random number texted me right? There was an image attached and I didn't think anything of it so I opened it

VROOM VROOM
Was it a dick pic?

OOVOO JAVER
BINGO!

OOVOO JAVER
LET ME TELL YOUU

OOVOO JAVER
I was so BLESSED dude. I didn't see who it was, but he can take me out ANY DAY

VROOM VROOM
LMAO, calm down cowboy. I think we're all thinking the same thing. Right?

COUNTRY BOY
Yeah

MS. KEISHA
Totally

VROOM VROOM
We need to take you to church to wash away your sins

COUNTRY BOY
SHOW US

MS. KEISHA
SHOW ME

VROOM VROOM
oH

MS. KEISHA
i mean yeah, totally. :| Wash away your sins

MS. KEISHA
BUT BEFORE YOU DO THAT, SHOW ME

COUNTRY BOY
Bitch, me too??

OOVOO JAVER
No, you bitch ass hoes don't get to see my treasure

VROOM VROOM
...yeah I think you need to get laid

OOVOO JAVER
Excuse me. You don't know what happens behind the closed doors in my life? What if I HAVE been getting laid? Bitch.

MS. KEISHA
Nice joke

OOVOO JAVER
FUCK you all

COUNTRY BOY
Hmm no thanks. I have already been getting laid unlike you, Miss little 'im lonely'

OOVOO JAVER
Why am I getting attacked today? I literally hate you all

MS. KEISHA
...sooo are you gonna show us the picture or???

OOVOO JAVER
You're all blocked.

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