and my grammar sucks
Aries : “lol time to die”
Aquarius : “NO I AINT MARRIED YET”
Sagittarius : -panicking noises-
Pisces : “one more fucking move and ur dead”
Libra : “my boi come to mama”
Scorpio : “hey there ;)”
Cancer : *fuck this shit im out*
Taurus : “wow you're real but am i?”
Gemini : -takes selfies-
Leo : “this is why my parents hates me”
Virgo : ≖‿≖
Capricorn : “NOT TODAY SATAN”
