My Creepypasta Parody #1 - the african child in the wormhole forest.

the african child in the wormhole forest

The first section: GETTING THE INVITE.

Hi, My name is Danika Sloghorn and i live in venise beach. I am a short girl with blonde hair and perfect white skin but that don't matter, what matters are the events I experienced on a sunny and quite the hot summer day back in 2012.

I had just woke up at 11:30 am and was sitting on my bed scrolling through my iphone 5 reading twitter DMs. It had became a morning routine for me to go through the creepy DMs I get and try to reply on each one them, to keep the guys on the leech because what is a girl without a fella being desperate to get in her pants, am I right? Any who, there were the usual spicy DMs and the horrible ones such as "hi, pretty girl" or "have a nice day, beautiful" but then I came across this one that said "hey, bi#?h. I have a house with a pool. If you're interested you're welcome to come and take some pics of your perfect body wearing a bikini by my pool."

Without hesitation I replied with "yes, of course" so he immediately sent me his address.

I grabbed a few bikinis from my closet, put on a sexy outfit and hopped on my 2011 Mercedes convertible.

The Second Section: GREETED BY A FAMILIAR CHARACTER.

I pulled to the side of the house and I immediately noticed a camel in the driveway. The animal appeared calm, it didn't even notice me, it's like it was in a catatonic state. The fact that it didn't notice me irritated the hell out of me but oh well, no biggie... ugh!

The camel being there was weird but I did not think much of it, after all this is L.A. and people tend to raise all kind of exotic pets. I mean, take my neighbor Khloe Kardashian for example, she has Filipino children living in her house, well not in her house persay, she's housing them in her basement, she even taught them some really cool tricks, like how to make jeans and handing her their passports for her to keep in a locked safe.

I walked to the door, it was a normal door it had weird scribbling on it, it was pretty, I liked it so I took out my iphone five and took a picture of it to get it as a tattoo in the near future.

I rang the doorbell and after few seconds the door was opened. I gasped upon the sight of the person who opened the door, "it can't be him" I said to myself.

"Are you batman?" I said nervously.

The reply I got was silence so I scanned them from top to bottom and things started to NOT add up, the bat suit was made of black tissue, which was weird because batsy can't fight crime in this suit. It's neither bullet proof nor knife proof plus the eyes were of a female or maybe a transgender man. I know for a fact that Bruce Wayne isn't transgender. the world isn't ready for it yet.

"Who are you?" I said in an affirmative voice.

Again, there was no response from this batman rip-off but then they gestured me to enter so I did.

The Third Section: WAIT A MINUTE! THAT IS NOT AN ARCHWAY.

Upon entering the house I instantly started checking the interior, it was okay I guess but the decor was ruined by paintings that had the same weird scribbling that were on the door earlier. It was a weird aesthetic choice... but it's okay. I thought to myself maybe I could hook'em up with my interior designer to spice things up for them. It's the same guy who designed Clooney and Amal's panic room.

So I turned to batsy to give him the card with number on it and lo and behold he wasn't there. He was just behind me closing the door a second ago. I looked around and all over the place; he was nowhere to be seen.