Ask The Squads: Dare Dempsey.

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IHaveTooManyIssues says, "I dare you to kiss Primis Richtofen."

Me:OK Ultimis Dempsey, your turn.

Ultimis Dempsey:Good God what is it?

Me:You have to kiss... Primis Richtofen!

Ultimis Dempsey:Seriously. No way in Hell I'm doing it!

Me:Misty had to down a gallon of ice cream, you have to kiss him. It can only be for 2 seconds the end.

Ultimis Dempsey:Nope.

Me:Jesus son of David quit acting like a fucking baby. I'll give you a M16 if you do it. Do I make myself clear?

Ultimis Dempsey:Crystal.

Me:Alright let's go dude.

(Timeskip to 30 minutes later. Don't ask why it took 30 minutes.)

Me:Alright, hey Richtofen, came you come here please?

Ultimis Richtofen:Ja Lilly?

Me:Crap not you, your younger self.

Ultimis:Sciße(shit in German), Richtofen, can jou come here pleaze?

Primis Richtofen:Ja, vhat do jou need?

Me:Dempsey here will like to show, well, do something*nudges Dempsey in the arm*

Ultimis Dempsey:*punches me in the arm* can you follow me Doc?

Primis Richtofen:If jou shoot mein I svear.

Me:They are getting away we need to follow them. Hey I don't hear jack. Oh wait!

(You can imagine them kissing. Mkay?)

Me:OOOHHH THAT'S SOME GOOD SHITE!

Ultimis Dempsey:LILLY! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS! *starts chasing after me*

Me:SHIT! I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS SEGMENT. TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO SEE WHAT OWN OF YOU AS IN STORE FOR US! UNTIL NEXT TIME, IN LILLY AND THIS HAS BEEN ASK OR DARE THE BLACK OPS ZOMBIES SQUADS! AHHH

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