hi i'm pj duncan and today i got bored in the u.s. so i decided to move to canada and move in with my friend ben.

my family threw me a goodbye party. gabe pranked mrs. dabney one last time. they had the founder of target come and give me a gift card. i dressed up as gila monster man, then i got on the plane to fly to canada.

when i got off the plane my friend ben was holding a big sign that said "pj come over here" so i went over there and i said "hey ben" and he said "hey i'm gonna get a canuder" and i said "what's a canuder" and he said "it's a canadian uber" so we took a canuder to his house.

when we got to his house he introduced me to his cats danielle and country (authors note that's a jake paul got me pregnant reference) and then he introduced me to his girlfriend simply nailogical.

while we were eating tim hortens for dinner the doorbell rang and i went to get it and standing on the other side was

my girlfriend skyler??!?!?!??!LKDFJ?!

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