Sam: your favorite bitch is going to sleep now
Me: who said you were my favorite? You're just a bitch
Sam: I'm your only bitch
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Sam: your favorite bitch is going to sleep now
Me: who said you were my favorite? You're just a bitch
Sam: I'm your only bitch
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