Me: so guyyssss.... what're you all doing?
Leo: you just yelled out "guys let's hang out!" We weren't really doing anything until now
Steven: I was trying to find Morganite, I feel bad that she got bubbled for no reason...
Sam: I was listening to music when Raph carried me in here, so now if you excuse me *plugs in earplugs, and sings* you say "you love me," I say "you crazy" we're nothing more than friends, you're not my lover more like a brother, I knew you since we were like ten!
April: what is she listening to?
Garnet: hey Weeza can I listen to that one song that you were singing at the cabin?
Me: you mean shut up and dance?
Amethyst: yess she won't stop talking about it!
Pearl: that song Sam is listening to is called 'FRIENDS'
Rosie: nice job
Raph: how do ya know?
Master Splinter: she was singing it the other day, so me and Pearl questioned her about it
Mikey: what's 'shit'?
Rosie: *eyes widen*
Donnie: MIKEY! DON'T SAY THAT WORD!
Me: where'd you even hear it?
Steven: Sam just said it from the song *points at Sam with his thumb*
*I face palm but Donnie rubs my forehead where I hit it after moving my hand*
Me: *laughs a little* what're you doing?
Donnie: don't hit yourself! You're too pretty to do that
*I blush but hear Sam laughing*
Sam: I swear! What did Donnie say this time to make ya blush? *takes out a earbud*
Amethyst: that she's too pretty to hit herself in the head
Leo: when even is any of your guys' birthdays?
Pearl: gems don't have ages... even if we did we'd be alot older than you think
Mikey: I wanna say Sam's birthday is sometime during summer!
Sam: he's not wrong, my b-day is August 2nd
Me: I don't feel comfortable sharing my birthday....
Donnie and Rosie: come on! You have to tell us
Steven: my birthday is January 5th! (A/n I don't know if that true, that's just when the episode of his b-day came out on)
Me and Sam: ah freak- happy late birthday!
Raph: yeah yeah birthdays- when's Weeza's?!
*everyone but me and Sam agrees*
Master Splinter: she shouldn't share if she doesnt want too
Me: thank you Master Splinter, but I should tell them they're probably gonna find out eventually because of Sam
*everyone but Sam waits in agony to hear me say it*
Me: .... Febuary 15th
Garnet: isn't that after some holiday?
Steven: yeah! Valentine's day
Donnie: awww my little Valentine's girl *hugs me*
Me: *blushes* Donnie! Stop being adorkable- nevermind you can't that's just one of the best things about you....
Sam: isn't that what Auntie and Uncle call you?
Amethyst: so what's Valentine's day?
Mikey: it's this holiday where people that're together like boyfriend and girlfriend get eachother gifts, poems, go out to eat, or watch movies! They just spend time together, and it's always on Febuary 14th! Or just friends get eachother candy
Pearl: so even after all those gifts and candy she might get from Valentine's day, she's also gonna get birthday presents the next day?
April: yep!
Casey: I can't wait for Valentine's day *smirks looking at April*
Sam: yeah, no I can't watch that *walks out and yells* hey Rosie wanna hang out?!
Rosie: sure! *walks out too*
Me: ummm I just don't want you guys to fuss over me! Mostly if it's because of my birthday... I get enough of that when I go to school when it's my birthday!
Steven: we're gonna have to throw you a party!
Donnie: let's not talk about that now, so who's saying it this time?
Master Splinter: say what?
Amethyst: just saying good bye to whoever sees this and don't let them forget about daring and asking us questions
Master Splinter: goodbye young ones, don't forget to dare and ask us anything! *glares* just nothing to make me get a heart attack
Tbc
Geez Master Splinter 😂 okay that's my actual birthday tho, now I hope I can serve you another chapter again soon!
~ILoveFood
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Steven Universe and 2012 Tmnt ask and dare!
HumorI like that I can satisfy so many readers, so I thought of doing this! Also these are two of my favorite shows! So all I gotta say is ask and dare away!
