So What | BTS OT7

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Three Swag Dudes

Yoongi
Yo guys
I'll kill you
Who the heck stole it

Namjoon
Stole what?

Yoongi
Don't play dumb with me, Namjoon
Who stole it?

Hoseok
Seriously what are you talking about?

Yoongi
For god's sake just tell me who stole it?

Namjoon
What?!!

Yoongi
My fucking jacket!

Hoseok
Calm down....why are like this just because of jacket? And how could any of us steal it from you?

Yoongi
I don't know maybe you broke in and stole it!

Namjoon
Why would we do that for stupid jacket?

Yoongi
What did you say, Kim fucking Namjoon? What did YOU say?! Stupid jacket? Lemme remind you that this stupid jacket saved my life!

Hoseok
And here it comes...

Yoongi
I'd be nothing without that jacket! When I was freezing THAT jacket was there to keep me warm! When I cried THAT jacket was there for me to sniffle and wipe my tears!

Namjoon
You are talking about that one weekend when your heating didn't work and you watched that sad anime?

Yoongi
....

Hoseok
.....

Yoongi
Anyway...WHERE IS IT?!!

Hoseok
How are we supposed to know? We don't have it

Yoongi
Thanks for nothing I am gonna find it by myself then

Namjoon
Good luck then

Hoseok
I am going to dance studio

Namjoon
But please this time don't scare the kids away

Hoseok
I thought they would start laughing and not running away in tears!

Namjoon
Not all the kids like clowns Hoseok and the costume you picked was really scary even for me

Hoseok
Pfff losers you don't know how amazing costume looks like untill someone throws it at you

Yoongi
Gosh I don't know if I could call it a costume but okay

Hoseok
I hope you'll choke

Namjoon
Oh fuck...

Yoongi
Omg I hope you are not choking

Namjoon
I just burnt kitchen....again....this month....for the second time....

Yoongi
What have I done to have a friend like you smh

Hoseok
So I guess you are going to restaurant again

Namjoon
Yes I am
What else can I do?

Yoongi
Well nothing. Cooking is not an option as we found out countless times

Hoseok
And I'm never gonna let you cook in my kitchen ever again

Namjoon
Yeah sorry about that once again
Anyway I am going now
Bye

Hoseok
Bye

Yoongi
And he didn't even ask if we want to go with him. Tsk tsk

Hoseok
Nah we can cook food by ourselves at least

Yoongi
Well true

Namjoon
Guyz!!!!
Omg!

Yoongi
What?

Namjoon
There is one really hot guy. He is scolding the waiter for "disgusting food" and looks absolutelly hot while doing it

Hoseok
You have a serious problem

Yoongi
Yep

Namjoon
If you were here you would say the same trust me

Yoongi
Nope just nope

Hoseok
Joon, Joon....

Namjoon
Well then don't believe me but I would go on a date with that guy with no regrets

Yoongi
Okay okay whatever
Anyway I'm gonna buy a new jacket so later
Bye

Hoseok
Bye

Namjoon
Bye