Butt Sweat

August 23rd, 2008, It was a bright sunny day in southern North Carolina, when I was working out at country boys fitness. I just looked up over at Alexa and that little sliver of crack was showing with some booty sweat and I couldn't help but stare. Later that day I was shopping and she happened to be my cashier whenever I checked out she seemed pretty into me and I went to bed feeling like my life was pretty boo but now its woohoo. In the next morning after more butt sweat and our workout was over, I felt pretty good and brave and went over to talk to her and I said "Hey you did pretty good today do you want to go out on a date with me to Gobble Gobble" and she said yes I'd love to.

Whenever I got to Gobble Gobble, she was waiting for me even prettier than ever with her long colorful dress and what seemed like 10 inch high heels, she had got us a booth and as soon as I sat down she smiled from ear to ear and didn't say a thing at first I thought it was a little bit weird but when I said hi she started to act normal.whenever our waitress came she ordered a strawberry lemonade and 5 burn it down wings. Even I can't handle burn it down wings so I just got a sprite and 5 medium wings. We Mainly talked about random things for what felt like an hour but was really three hours.

A couple weeks after our date, at country boy fitness I was on the treadmill and looking at Alexa and I tripped. Unfortunately whenever I fell my nose was bleeding and broken. Fortunately there was a nurse working out. She took me to her office. Whenever she told me it was broken I was scared, But she said it was ok so I trusted her.

A few months after my nose was better and me and Alexa had a bunch of dates, we were going to take pictures with her family. Me and her were going to take a picture and right before the click of the camera I got down on one knee and that was the unexpected picture and then I asked, "Will you marry me?" And she said, "John Bee, you are the best most handsomest guy I have ever met, yes yes a million times yes!"

Next year, I was waiting at the end of the isle and the music hit (Bu bu bubu bu bu bubu) as she walked down the isle in her beautiful white dress and long veil. As soon as she got to me the priest started talking, bla bla bla and then we said our vows. And eventually after like 20 minutes we accepted each other for the rest of our lives and then we kissed. Right after, my cousin asked, "Why do you like her," and I responded with, " Her butt sweat!" And everybody started chanting butt sweat, butt sweat. The End!