Skinship-Vhope

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It was another peaceful day at the dorms, or as I might say it, as peaceful as it gets.

"So like, I told him the bird was an ex-girlfriend that I had in my past life and that's why it keeps shitting on my Gucci and he asked me if I was on drugs! The nerve th-"

"Tae please tell me you moved on from that, I get it and I want you to know that I understand your not ON drugs, that you NEED drugs" Jimin exasperated.

He made the mistake of asking Tae if he was still on the oxy that he was prescribed for jaw pain after having taken out his wisdom teeth recently. But to his (not so) surprise Tae explained that the drugs enlightened him and that he had already become powerful, any more dugs and he would be too OP, so he didn't finish the bottle.

"Shut up Jimin I will literally put gorilla glue in your lip gloss if you say one more-"

"Did I hear someone say lube? Who's starting without me" Jungkook interrupted.

Jimin and Jin (who was on the couch trying to ignore the maknaes) stared at him in disgust.
"No Jungkook, what the fuck? What's wrong with you? How did you even hear... you know what I'm out"
Jin said, immediately getting off his perch and walking away leaving Jimin and Tae, who was pouting at being interupted many times.
"Soooo..... no action" Jungkook said quietly, a strange look of sadness on his face.
"No Kook, we've never done anything sexual. Why are you assuming we would fuck anyway?" Jimin said talking to Jungkook like a mother would her child.
Jungkook opened his mouth and was about to reply before Namjoon strolled into the living room with bags in hand.
"Ok I got all requested item, and I gotta say y'all have no shame" Namjoon stated dropping all the bags on the floor.

"Omg did you get the paddle I asked for!?" Jimin practically squealed, running up to the bags, he searched until he found a long wooden paddle that looked like it came straight out some bdsm porn. He then ran straight to his room to do god knows what, leaving behind a very red faced Namjoon.

"Umm lets ignore that happened" Tae said and they nodded their heads trying get the image of Jimin with a paddle out of their psyche.

At least you got the slingshot" Tae said with a smile. Obviously pleased that he was able to get Namjoon to do his bidding.

" yeah.. what is that for anyway?" Jungkook asked curiously.

" I don't think we need to-" Namjoon began before being interrupted by Tae, who was sporting a very sadistic and borderline psychotic expression

"Oh nothing, except to use it to catapult nails into my ex and make sure she never comes back by spraying holy water on her feathers while I burn her alive" he said before finish off with a cute giggle that was very unsettling.

Namjoon looked at Jungkook for answers but Jungkook just shrugged also not knowing what the 4D man was talking about.

"I think you should lay low on the opioids alien, it's messing with your mind. Your more... extra than normal" Namjoon said while slowly backing away. If he stayed another second he was afraid that he would have an aneurysm with how hard he was working his brain to comprehend Tae.

"What did I tell you about calling me an alien! It's not my fault I can talk to fish, your just jealous" Taehyung pouted. Ok maybe he did take the painkillers this morning but that was because his jaw was throbbing. But he was sure that he wasn't being affected, 'maybe I should stop before I become to powerful, I've already discovered that Antarctica's a desert, they might be onto me.' He thought, or maybe it was the drugs thinking, who knows. All that he knew was that he had a bird to kill and a funeral to plan.