"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!??!!??" Jin yelled in tone higher than our grades. He had just woken up and was ready for his daily self loving when he was assaulted with the image of a dick on his beautiful vanity. Not only that, but everywhere he looked there were dicks. On all 17 mirrors. He was convinced he was still in a nightmare because, who would do such a horrendous thing?
He left his room looking for blood. His feet carried him straight to Yoongi's room not caring if he was asleep. He knew how the rapper was, if you messed with him he would make sure you left wishing you never knew him. But did Jin care? No. Did he know this is a suicide mission? Yeah. But he didn't care.
Lately Yoongi has been messing with him more than usual. He would rudely comment on his outfits and say his food tastes like shit before taking a bite and moaning. If anybody committed this sin it was Yoongi, he was sure of it.
Jin loudly opened his bedroom door and launched himself at Yoongi, straddling him as he threw (weak) punches while yelling some profanity at him.
"WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU SADIST, I SHOULD STEAL JIMINS PADDLES AND BEAT YOUR ASS YOU STU-"
Before he knew it, he was under a VERY annoyed Yoongi. He had pinned his arms down at his sides and held his body between his legs."Can you tell me why you decided to barge into my room and scream like a banshee?" Yoongi said in his husky 'I just got outta bed' voice. Jin was a little disoriented and really turned on. Who knew he could get this kinda reaction out of the angry man. Hell, if he knew he would end up under Yoongi he would have jumped on him ages ago.
"U-uh y-you u-uh" Jin stammered completely forgetting his mission to destroy Yoongi. Yoongi leaned closer so that their noses were almost touching. And soften the look in his eyes.
"I should punish you for waking me up. But I don't know if you can handle it" Yoongi said giving Jin a dark look. All Jin heard was 'your a wuss and you need to accept this challenge to prove to me your not a wuss'
"What?I can handle it! Are you saying I'm weak?!" Jin exclaimed looking up at Yoongi with a mad pout. Yoongi grabbed Jin who was under him and flipped him over his lap. He pulled his sweats down and was about to pull his boxers down too before he hear a "what the fuck!"
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"What are they doing I can't see!" Tae whispered to Hoseok who was looking at the pair through the cracked door."They're on top of each other like the beginning of a porn movie" Hoseok described to Tae while watching the scene play out.
"What? Omg tea!" Tae exclaimed. Hoseok gave him a 'Wtf?' Look before returning to the scene in front of him.
"I don't know if he's about to get his ass whooped or if he's going to be fucked. But if it's the last one I'm going to be one mad camper" Hoseok said, now watching Yoongi lean closer to Jin.
"Umm it's happy camper"
"Who cares, all I know is Jin is benefiting from our hard labor! We are practically getting him laid." Hoseok whispered angrily.
He was sure that Jin was a goner when he saw him stomp into Yoongi's room but all he sees so far is a live action fan fiction scene and he is NOT here for it. I would rather swallow Jungkook's used anal beads than watch another second of this, he thought miserably. This was a total failure.
Just as he was about turn away and admit defeat he saw Yoongi sprawl Jin across his lap and pull down his pants.
"what the fuck!" He said a little TOO loudly.
"What! Let me see!" Tae said and pushed the door they were both leaning on. The door opened wide and the pair fell inside.
Up to this point Jin was down for whatever Yoongi was about to do to him, but as soon as he saw Taehyung and Hoseok he remembered why he was here. He scrambled off of Yoongi and pulled up his pants before pointing an accusing finger at said man.
"You tricked me! Why did you scratch my mirrors? Speak now or else I'll cum in your banana milk" he said in warning tone"I did no such thing, I don't know what your talking about" Yoongi said.
Now here's the thing when Suga gets revenge he makes sure everybody and their mothers know it was him, knowing it wasn't Yoongi had Jin confused. He then remembered the two eavesdropping devils. He slowly turned to look at them with fire in his eyes.
Up until this point Taehyung and Hoseok were quietly watching the scene unfold on the ground near the door. But once they made eye contact with Jin they bolted out of the room faster than you can say "three dollars".
Jin stepped towards the door planning to decimate them and dance on their corpse but a hand trapped his arm
"I'm not done punishing you babe" Yoongi drawled and smirked at a flustered Jin
" u-uh" was all Jin could say before he was pulled towards Yoongi.
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Skinship-Vhope
Fanfiction"Why are you holding me!?!" "Relax your tits it's just skinship" ---------------------------- A Vhope crack story where hobi gets a little too touchy with V