Reasons For Dragons

So.

TWO OLD LADIES TRIED TO SUE FOR HAVE A SKIN REACTION TO MY PRODUCT! 

I NEED MY TEAM OF LAWYERS ON THE CASE

ALSO THE BOTTLE SAYS "DO NOT USE AS BODY WASH OR ANY SUBSTANCE OF THAT KIND! WE MAKE SPECIAL BOTTLES FOR THAT!"

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GO GO LAWYER TEAM!