Is it a Panda or Wushu Panda?

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I saw a panda sitting on the ground crying about how mean everyone is. Everyone was looking at each other before asking:

"HOW ARE WE MEAN WHEN YOU ARE THE ONE WHO KNOWS WUSHU AND THREATENS US DAILY WITH IT?" 

"Waaa you know wushu, Tao?" I asked kind of excited. 

"Yeah! Wanna watch sometimes?" he asked blushing 

Aaaw I made him blush!!!

"I...I can dance!" Kai yelled

"I can hit the highest notes out of all of them!" the baozi yelled

"I can prank the others better than anyone here!" the Troll Beagle said

"I'm the leader!" the Rich Mom said

"So what?! So am I" the Galaxy Boi said

"I...I...I CAN DERP!" the Derp Beagle said

"I can cook!" Little Owl called from the kitchen

"I can CONTROL LIGHT!" the Bacon Beagle said

"HUH!? BYUN BAEKHYUN WE WERE SUPPOSE TO TELL HER TOGETHER IDIOT!?" They all said with.... silver glowing eyes? 

"Oops ya know you could of denied it right?" He said looking scared but smug.

They all facepalmed at their idiocy.  

"WAIT YOU MEAN I'M NOT INSANE!! WHY YOU TELL ME THIS I ENJOYED BEING INSANE FOR ONCE!?" I yelled slightly disappointed

"Wait you're cool with it? You don't want to run away yelling 'Monster'?" Kai asked looking surprised.

"Yeah I mean I always  believed there had been something else." I said matter of factly.

"Soooo what are you?" I asked curious

"Wolves." Suho said looking proud

"Royal Wolves, he means." Baekhyun said

"Huh cool. Where is the food, Little Owl?" I asked not really caring at this point I just want food.

They looked shocked at my dismissal. A couple whimpers were heard. 

"Where is Suho?" Little Owl asked he came in with the food.

"Uuuhhh isn't he sitting in the corner with Kris?" I whispered to him

"Yeah since their parents are the lead rulers they are used to being worshipped. Your dismissal is exactly what they needed." he answers looking at the two without a trace of worry.

"Oh ok." I said stuffing my face with food. 

The two looked at me with tears streaming down their face.

"How could our mate be so mean?" Suho attempted to whisper to Kris

"What is a mate?" I asked

"Uhhh nothing." they all answered quickly.

"So it isn't like,you know, a wife in human terms expect you can't betray them or hurt them?" I asked smirking .

I mean how stupid do they think I am? They said they were wolves. They looked at me shocked. 

Then they all broke out smiling.

"Damn our mate is smart!" Luhan said

"Fuck! she had it spot on." Chanyeol said smirking

"I only have one question: how am I all of you guys' mate?" I asked genuinely curious.

"Bout that um our parents will explain it better." Kris said

Parents...parents....

"OH SHIT!" I yelled

" Don't be nervous!" Chen yelled

"NO! I NEED MY BROTHER!" I yelled "WHERE IS MY PHONE?" 

"Here it is." Baozi said taking it out of his pocket.

Right then Jin called. I answered scared for my life.

"Hi Jin Oppa!" I said hoping he won't be too mad

"Open this door right now before I have Joonie break it down!" he threatened

I signaled at the door with my hands. Everyone ran to open it.

"WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GUYS HERE CHIN SUN?" He screamed

"Hello Jin Oppa, Joonie Oppa." I said appearing from the shield they formed around me.

"Hi Chin Sun." Joonie Oppa replied chill like always.

"DON'T HI ME MISSY! YOU WERE GONE THE WHOLE NIGHT!" Jin yelled

Joon and I shared a look saying you need to calm him down.

"Why don't you come in?" Little Owl asked

"Good idea Owl boy." Jin said

"SEE EVEN HE AGREES WITH ME! Little Owl." I said smirking

Little Owl glared at me as the boys walked me to the table.

"Uhh sorry to disappoint but there are only 13 chairs." I said as everyone sat down Jinnie on Joon's lap. Lay pulled me to his lap as the rest of Exo complained. 

"You comfortable, Princess?" he asked his breath warm against the back of my neck

"You heard her. Why would she move now?" he asked probably with a smirk

Jin looked at me gaping

"You just broke up with Jisung and you already have 12 guys begging for your attention." He said smirking a bit. At the name Jisung, a few growls were heard.

Jin heard them and asked, "What are you?"

They all looked surprise when he asked.

Joon and I shared a smile just because Eomma Jin had all the looks,  he was also gifted with the brains of a god....  But only sometimes.

"Uhhh, what do you mean?" Suho asked looking like he could shit himself at any moment.

"You know what I mean." he answered

"They are......" 

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Will Chin Sun reveal them or will she help them? What do y'all think?

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Also thanks to @Krazycookie135 (my twin and boo) and also my Eomma @Kaylariddle12!!!! 

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