Come one come all weather big ,or small to see the best clown of them all! The one the only Laughing Jack in a box!
(Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters in this book other than myself. This book is entirely made for fun)
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LJ: Guess who's back meatbags!?
Me: LJ be nice. Well sorry for the long not updating a for while. I hope you didn't mind.
LJ: Of course they did! They missed mwah!
Me: Probably you never know. I'm surprised people actually read this.
LJ: Me too because this is such awful writing.
Me: -_- *Sighs* Ugh... Anyways... let's get to the dare.
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LJ: Wait.....wut!? 0.O
Me: Well are you up for it LJ?
LJ: Why does Harley have to be in it!?!!!
Me: Hey it was a request/ dare. You have to do it~
LJ: -_- That's it I'm blowing up Walmart.
Me: What????
LJ: Hehehe
Me: ????
*AFTER WE GET EVERYONE TOGETHER*
*And the meat pies 🤢😓😓 Ewww*
They make me want to turn vegan!!! (Just kidding. I couldn't do that it would kill me) This was....Fun fact about the author time!
Which if you want to find out more about me you can check more of my content. (If you want to, or haven't already :) Thanks!!!)
Pinkamina: Olivia!!!!
Me: What Pink?
Pinkamina: If I do this you have to advertise my stuff.
Me: What stuff?
LJ: You mean that garbage you make?
Pinkamina: *Growls* It isn't garbage *Shoves a meat pie in LJ's mouth*
LJ: 😫😨😫🤢 *Runs off*
Pinkamina: *Laughs*
Me: Alright, alright, I'll add this to the dare.
LJ: Gahhhh, what the fudge was that for!?
Pinkamina: For calling my goodies garbage! *SAYS WITH A WHINEY LITTLE KID VOICE*
LJ: It literally is though! It's the leftovers of all of your pony!
That's when every one of our guests walk in and see this lovely seen.
Now that part that gets me about this dare. Here I'll just quote on what everyone says as they eat the meat pie.
*Dramatic pause from my memory*
Harley: *Storms in* Hiya!!!
Me: Harley! *Runs up and Hugs her*
If you want to know more of how Harley got dragged into this dare book?...Well be sure to check out my Harley Quinn dare book. If this seams like a complete suprise to you.
LJ: Oh, heck no!
Harley: Hi Jackie~
LJ: -_- Kill me. Please.
Ben: Well this is news.
LJ: Shut. Up!
Me: Well who wants to go first?
Harley: Me!
Me: Okay Harley will start.
Harley takes a bite of the meat pie and makes very happy eating noises.
Harley: Yuuuuummmmm!!!!
LJ: *Smirks and Snikers*
Harley: What are you laughing 'bout!?
LJ: Oh... nothing.... Nothing at all...
Ben: Ewww she likes it.
Jeff: She is crazy.
Harley: -_- Wow such losers.
Okay...well.. nevermind me just quoteing their reactions just eating the meat pie.
I would delete that part, but I'm too lazy to. Plus it would take away the laugh out of this.
EJ: What? *EATS THE MEAT PIE* It tastes like beef.
Me: O.o Meh...
Harley: See!
Jane: Uh, but your eating ponies.
Harley: *Stops eating and just stares at it*
LJ: *Laughs*
Harley: *Screams and runs out*
Me: Well, we definitely scared her off this time.
Toby: Wait, Jane knows My Little Pony? O.O Illuminati confirmed.
Jane: **** you!
Jeff: *Laughs*
Me: Well this was nice. Now if you would excuse me I have book to work on. *Tries to walk off*
Everyone: I don't think so!
Me: Mehhhhh.... O.O
Well I tried it. It turns out it wasn't that baldy tasting. Just hurts to know what it is.
You know what the Native Americans say, " When we sacrifice the deer, or any animal we eat. We thank them by eating them all the way."
Well I can't say that's how they exactly said that, but it is a true fact. I hope you all enjoyed this crazy chapter.
As always write you later, or real soon because I have another awesome one coming up that might affect the book. We'll see how that goes.
