Me: Hey lovely readers! ^^
LJ: Hi meatbags.
Me: Well LJ do you want to lead the dare today?
LJ: Me??? O.O
Me: Yep
LJ: *Gasp* Yayy!!!! Okay let's see what the dare is.
LJ: O_O What now!?!
Me: Well...
LJ: Pickles? Yuck!
Me: I like Pickles ^^
LJ: -_- Why does she have to be here?
Me: who Har-
LJ: *Covers my mouth* Don't even say her name.
Me:😶 *Muffle mumbles that can't be understood*
Jill: Harley Quinn?
Jack: -_-
Harley: Did somebody say my name!? I sensed it down the street!!! *hops up threw my window*
Me: O.O Uhhhhhh
Jack: Somebody kill me -_-
Me: Nope *Hugs him* No one is dying on my watch .
Harley: Aww Jackie missed me! Ya too sweet hun *Squishes his face*
Jack: 😡😡😡😡😠😠😠😠😠 *Claws at her* Get your bloody hands off of me!
Jill: *Death glares Harley*
Me: Oh boy.
Well after that horrible ordeal Liv (Aka as you know her HarleenQ11 or Olivia however you know her) got the snack that apparently made earlier without my knowledge.
And planned it all out. And as you all read. I'll be handling this show, so let's get this on the road. Shall we, meatbags? Hehehehe.
(Me the author after editing to this mess. What did I get myself into? Lol)
Okay so we will get on with the challenge. Just to note one dumb fact that will stay in this book. I am not a big fan of pickles.
I much rather die, or have to to deal with the people I hate THAN EAT THOSE FILTHY THINGS!!!
So, I your wonderful most amazing clown. As decided to make this a bit fun. If I run out you get to roast all you want and whoever gives the best roast will be given a shout out.
What do you think? A great idea,or what? And it's way to thank you for checking out my book. (Cough he means our book)
Harley: Whoa, this looks like a joke.
Jack: Eww you can smell the pickle juice. *tries not to barf*
Jeff: I hate both of these things.
EJ: *Smiles the jar* Hmm it smells weird.
Bloody Painter: I can't eat this. I have no mouth.
Jack: Take off the mask idiot!
Bloody Painter: No, I'm good. This is too weird for me.
Jeff: But your an artist!
Bloody Painter: That means nothing.
Me: Yeah I'm an artist and I'm not weird.
Jeff: ...Yes you are *Pushes me back*
Me: Ack! Owwww :,3
Jane: *Throws a Koolickle at Jeff's forehead*
Jeff: Ahh what the heck!?
Nina: *Catches it and eats it* Yummy*
Jeff: O_O Ehhh *Runs off with Nina chases him* Ahhh
Jane: *Picks up a cherry Koolickle* *Crunch*Hmmm it's okay.
EJ: *Tries one and thinks about it I think* (He wouldn't take off his mask) Yummy it isn't that bad.
Jack: Hmm okay thanks Jack.
Then we had Sally try one.
Sally: What's this?
Jack: Koolickle. Pickle soaked in kool-aid.
Sally: *Tires cherry one* Hmm...kind of sour then sweet. It's okay. ^^
And then Harley Quinn tried it. -_-
Harley: Woweeee! That packs a punch like me brain! And it kind of packs a punch like Scarecrow's fear gas. Woweeee!
Okay this next part I decided to do it with Liv. If I died trying to eat those so called pickles. She would die with me.
Me: Hmm it is sweet and sour.
Jack: *Spits it out* Yuck!!!! Ewww *Drinks something to get the taste out of his mouth*
Me: Hey Jack wanna try the juice?
Jack: Ewww heck no! *storms off*
Thank you so much Britmart622 for the dare ^^
Make sure vote on this chapter if you enjoyed. As always write you all later ❤️
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Laughing Jack Dares (Which is Really by LJ)
FanficCome one come all weather big ,or small to see the best clown of them all! The one the only Laughing Jack in a box! (Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters in this book other than myself. This book is entirely made for fun) Enjoy!