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Ch.5

As I finished dressing I heard the bathroom window open and I slowly turned around. I saw another one of those tall guys. This one, though, had a mouth but no eyes. He wore a black coat like you would see in the detective movies and a black tie. He had a black hat on his head. He looked at me and grinned. I sighed and rolled my eyes.

"Your here to take me to whatever mansion you live at right?"

"Er... Yes! I have come to take your precious body back to my home."

"What's your name?"

"Offenderman."

"Mhm.. one second please."

"Okay..?"

I opened the bathroom door and saw the black and white girl.

"Ayyye I'm gonna go with Offender. Tell Splenderman thank you for me."

"Alright. As long as you don't come back."

I walked back to Offender and shoved pass him out the window. I climbed up on the roof.

"Where we goin?"

"How about I carry you there..? Wouldn't want to hurt your fragile body now would we?"

"Fine..

I climbed onto his back and he started walking farther into the woods. I could feel something slimy crawling up my back. I tried swatting at it but kept moving trying to undo my bra.

"Offenderman stop being a pervert or I'll run away from you!"

"But it's just so romantic out here!"

"NO!"

"Fiiiiine!"

I felt his tendril thing slip out from under my shirt. I stared up at the sky with amazement. I have always been interested in the night sky. A few hours later we arrived at a HUUUGE white mansion it was even bigger then Splender's and Slender's combined.

"Whoa! It's.. It's so big!"

"Hehe I know I know. It's all natural!" He blushed and smiled proudly.

"Oh god! Offender~Kun your disgusting! Thats so not what I meant"

"Oh.. I.. uhm.. I knew that hahaha..!"

I rolled my eyes as I climbed off his back. I saw a girl with a white hood, brown gloves, blue jeans, and brown and white sneakers. Could you guess what color her skin is? Go ahead and guess. I'll wait. Thats right WHITE! What is up with everyone's skin being white? Anyway.. She walked out the big door and waved at Offender. When she saw me she frowned. As I walked closer I could see her face. It had a black hole like thing where her mouth is supposed to be. Offender walked over to her and kissed her on the cheek.

"Offender~Senpai, why is SHE here?"

"Oh Jane.. She is here because I found her wandering the woods."

"Oh.. Okay. Are we gonna play tonight?"

"Your turn is tomorrow, love."

"Fine" She sighed and stormed into the house. Offender followed behind her Cooing trying to tell her that he loves her and that she is his favorite. I stood there watching the doorway.

"Did.. did he just forget about me? Oh my god I feel hurt"

"What?" Said a laughing male voice from behind me. "Are you talking to yourself?"

"I-I would never talk to my self! PFFFT! Thats weird! why would you-" I turned around to look at him. By now he was laughing so hard his face turned red.

"Oh my god you totally were!" He said and I started blushing like crazy.

"No I was noooot!"

"Okay, Okay fine!" He put his hands up as if surrendering. Guess what? He has white skin too. Well it's both black and White. So is his hair.. and his clothes... and his gloves.. and his shoes.. hes a smexy black and white boi.

"William Dwight" He held out his hand.

"Who me?"

He laughed. "No silly. I'm Will and you are..?"

"O-oh.. Right! I'm Sor- er.. Che.. My name is Che." I shook his hand.

"Nice to meet you, Che."

"You too, Will" My stomach rumbled and I gripped it blushing a deep red. Will laughed and told me to follow him. I did as I was told and followed him into the house. We walked past what looked to be a living room. Then we walked through huge double doors into a kitchen. Will walked to the stove and filled a teapot full of water. He set two cups on the counter and went to the fridge. He pulled out a tray of carrots and ranch setting them down on the counter. After the water boiled in the teapot and he poured it into a cup making tea. He brought them to the table and sat down patting the seat next to him. I sat down in the seat and slowly, carefully taking a carrot and dipping it in ranch. Just then Offender~Kun came in taking a carrot and eating it.

"Ah! Chess Master, your here! Please take Neko~Che to her room."

"Alright." Will sighed getting up. "C'mon Che."

"O-okay." I got up and followed Will. We walked out the kitchen and into the living room. He stopped by the fire place and hit one of the bricks on it. The fire place opened up and we both walked in.

"Uh.. here is your room.. Enjoy." He quickly hurried up the winding stairs and back out the fire place closing it behind him. I sighed and opened the door. I looked around the room before stepping in. The walls where made of bricks and the floor was concrete. There was candle everywhere and roses leading to the bed. On the bed lay offenderman buck naked.

"Hello Neko~Che!" I screamed and ran down the hall taking a sharp turn. I ran down another pair of long and winding stairs. I ran down a long hall and took a turn. There was a door to my left and a staircase that leads up. I did the only thing I thought would work. I opened the big wooden door and slammed it shut. I ran up the stairs to a door. I tried opening it but it was locked. I knocked on the door hoping someone would open it.

"Help me! Please! Hes gon-" The door opened and there stood a Big teddy bear. I thanked him  and he nodded motioning for me to follow him. I did as I was told and he led me out the back door. He stopped on the porch and pointed west. I nodded and ran thanking him one more time.