i wrote a book about myself.
i read a book about half-elf.
I could have lied but I did not.
Instead I imagined a whole lot.
My life used to be dull
but now I don't have time to relax.
I used to be a normal girl
But I have to go and beat a guy up with an axe.
My life was weird
Now it is even more so.
All of my sins are retold
But my name was forgotten a long time ago.