Panting, sweat rolling down his forehead as his strong hands gripped the gentle beauty and yanked it out from the ground. He muttered something from under his heavy breath and lifted it to his lips.
"uuuh.." admiration radiating from his voice. Tinky Winky had just picked a flower and wanted to show it to his friends, thinking they'd like it. It was such a pretty flower, he thought. Upon realizing that it would not survive long; now that he had plucked it, he scurried his plump ass back to where he and the others resided, not wanting to let the kill go to waste.
Tinky Winky hummed a tune, occasionally looking at the flower and smiling softly at it's beauty. The pink petals barely reaching towards the sky and bathing in the sunlight. He would have put it in his red purse, but chose not to seeing as his purse was Gucci and the flower was not Gucci. Tinky loved flowers but, he didn't shake his booty and spend money on a nice purse so it could become filthy.
Gucci conquers all. Hail Gucci.
Kinky Tinky trudged through the grass with his big, manly feet, his eyes locking on the targets. Red, yellow and radioactive-piss green. Also known as Po, Laa-laa and Dipsy; his friends! He also loved his friends. Tinky Winky put his handbag down as he reached his friends and held out the flower for their eyes to rest upon. Dipsy smiled at the massive male, letting his hand reach towards the flower to admire it's beauty.
"That shit is gorgeous, Tinky." He said in a deep voice. The other male blushed and held his cheek, fiddling with the edge of his tutu. Laa-laa and Po snorted at the two lovebirds, but held their tongue due to a sudden scream coming from behind them. They all turned around to see a small figure falling towards the ground at a high speed and hollering at the top of their lungs. Winky wonka immediately started sprinting in hopes of catching the bitch falling, his feet leaving deep prints in the dirt below as he jumped into the air, catching the thot and landing on his head.
CRACK.
"Watashi wa genki desu.." He murmured before getting up and putting the person in his arms down on their feet. It was you.
"A-arigatou, murasaki no otoko!" You said, looking up at the greek god with a shovel handle on his head. His beauty was breathtaking, his brown eyes made your arms weak and his big, balloon sized head was very arousing. Your eyes were glued to his until he looked behind you at the beefy creatures coming closer to you.
"These are my friends. Dipsy, Laa-laa and Po." Tinky said whilst gesturing to the giants surrounding you and him. "And you are?"
"I'm (Y/N). And who are you?" You asked, whilst batting your lashes at the two men, completely ignoring yellow and period blood. Yellow was rubbing her eyes, letting her clumpy ass mascara smudge below her eyes, not that it would matter since the amount of shit under there? Bruh.
"I'm Inky Stinky. This is Pepsi." Grinky Minky gestured to the guy next to him. Goddamn, he was a DADDY. Chiseled abs, a strong jaw, parental-figure-of-the-male-gender hands and those cheekbones. Damn girl, he was fine af. Yaaas kween.
"I'm Po, by the way." Period blood popped her fat fucking head in between the two males; making you place a finger on your left nostril and shoot snot out the other.
"Begone thot. Daddy's busy getting dick." You whispered, glad that Dipsy and Tinky Winky were too busy feeling each others abs to acknowledge your cute perk. Po wiped the snot from her face and frowned. The slimy fluid launched from your nose had triggered something inside her. Anger and a lust for violence grew inside her thicc body.
"WATCH OUT, BIH." Winnie The Po screamed before launching her body towards you, aiming for your human titty. Her fist collided with your chest and you swore your chest wiggled slightly.
"YaAAAmeroOOo~" You moaned in a manly voice. She looked at you with regret in her empty eyes as she wiped her large hand on the grass below her feet; vulnerable due to her disgust with you. Now it was your turn.
"LMAO, FINNA GET YOU." You rubbed your nips to power them up. Light shone through the fabric of your shirt, making everyone confused as you moaned loudly. As your nipples grew stronger and stronger; everyone became more and more attracted to you. That wouldn't last very long. Your shirt was starting to rip and your nipples fired shots towards Po. She managed to evade each time. Enough was enough. Twisting your nipples, the shots changed to beams of light. Po couldn't escape them this time. She lifted her hand to wipe a tear before everything went black.