The Diary of Shoto Todoroki (Shitpost)

Entry No. 1

Hello. I do not really know how to start one of these. I have seen Midoriya writing and observing others in his notebook, so i thought I could do that.

I believe All Might has various love children. It is not only Midoriya.

One day when we were training Jiro Kyoka stood three yards closer to All Might more than usual. She is usually 6 yards (18 feet) away from him. Today she was half the distance closer.

All Might also patted Ashidos back one day after training. They obviously have connections. That pat on her back was 0.2 seconds longer than it should have.

Just a few minutes ago, All Might took Mineta in his office. Mineta came out crying hysterically and then proceeded to go to his room. After a little bit, he came down with several luggages. He told us all goodbye while All Might walked him out. All Might must have told him that he was his father and now Mineta is probably living in his mansion.

Then yesterday, All Might got Bakugo a water bottle after a training session. Bakugo poured the bottle on All Might, stuck his middle finger up (I do not get it. Why does Bakugo do that? Is it a sign of love? He has stuck his middle finger up at Midoriya before too... I will have to write about that later) and walked away shouting obscenities. I guess Bakugo is not ready to accept All Might as his father yet.

I have to go now, my father is calling for a training session- wait. Is he even my real father? I have to go before I confuse myself furthermore. I will have to keep an eye on the rest of my classmates and even myself.

I think this is how you end one of these. Goodbye, I guess.