The Diary of Shoto Todoroki (Shitpost)

Entry No. 3

Hello, I am back. I have decided on testing my theory on Midoriya and Bakugou the other day. It did not go as planned.

I decided to make Midoriya's favorite sweet (Lemon Strawberry cookies) and leave them in the cabinet for Midoriya to discover. I put a note on the plate. It read:

From "Kacchan" To Midoriya. Please enjoy.

Apparently I was not as secretive as I thought. Midoriya did not believe the note. It's absurd. I did a perfect impression of Bakugou.

So I knew I had to do something else. I must know what is going on. I bought Bakugou's favorite flower. Yes, surprisingly he has a favorite flower. I overheard him speaking of it with Kirishima.

It's called a Celosia. Apparently it looks like little flames popping out of the ground. Personally I think it looks like a weed, but I got it nonetheless. I dropped it off at his door with a note.

"Love you Bakugou! - Midoriya"

I seemed to forget they had nicknames for each other. I must insist, I am being perhaps a bit dumb. I keep messing up the plan. I had to ask someone for help. I asked my best friend, Momo, and her girlfriend, Jiro. They suggested I invite them to dinner as the other.

I left one last note for Midoriya saying, "Meet me at the willow tree from when we were fucking kids."

It's perfect. I mean.. I did have to ask Kirishima to write it for me, but it was amazing. Midoriya went straight into the trap. As for Bakugou, I did this one all on my own.

I had to think back to when I was a child. How wonderful my mother was. Midoriya reminds me of her before.. Well, I rather not speak of the incident.

Anyway, the note I left for Bakugou was,

"Kacchan? Can u please meet me at the willow tree from when we were children? :3"

I had to add a bit of a child's touch to it (Eri said to add a smiley face).

I figured out they had a favorite tree from when they were younger from Midoriya's mom. She pointed at the park by their house. She said I'd find it over there.

Momo, Jiro, and I put out a table, rose petals, a white sheet, and a fancy meal, of course I bought with my sperm donors credit card without his knowledge.

It went smoothly. Midoriya showed up first. He sat at the table and waited. Bakugou eventually showed up. They conversated and ended up kissing.

Momo got a picture of it. And eventually they convinced us to keep it a secret. But I could not keep it from you.

Well, I have nothing left to share.

Till next time.