1. "Quint has no ass" -Me
"Omg you're right" -Chloe
"There's legit nothing on dat boi" -Me
2. "cHriS! yOu tOoK aWaY mY cHiLdReN aBiLiTy-" -Me
3. "Mr. Calvaresi, do you think Gigi's gay?" -Me
4. "I'm not saying I like him or anything... But look at the fine ass on Nate... Tasty-" -Me
5. "That's hot" -Legit everyone
6. "How do you spell 'me'?" -Chris
"M-E..." -Aaron
"You forgot the D" -Chris
"Are we talking about penises?" -Aaron
7. "My gushers are pretty squishy at the moment" -Me
8. @my vp: "Hey Mr. Popelski, big chungus" -Me (it was a dare)
9. @my vp: "Hey Mr. Popelski, penetration" - Me (also a dare)
10. "That's category 6 rape" -Nate
11. *in the middle of biology, sings shakira* - Nate
12. "Numero cuatro, nombra algunos alimentos saludable (Number four, name some healthy foods)" -My Spanish teacher
"Pina (Pineapple)" -Me
"Did you say nina?! (Girl)" -Nate
13. " What the jiminy crickets did you just flaming say about me, you little bozo? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cub Scouts, and I've been involved in numerous secret camping trips in Wyoming, and I have over 300 confirmed knots. I am trained in first aid and I'm the top bandager in the entire US Boy Scouts (of America). You are nothing to me but just another friendly face. I will clean your wounds for you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this annual trip, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying those shenanigans to me over the Internet? Think again, finkle. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of MSN friends across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the seminars, man. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your bake sale. You're frigging done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can tie knots in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in road safety, but I have access to the entire manual of the United States Boy Scouts (of America) and I will use it to its full extent to train your miserable butt on the facts of the continents, you little schmuck. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your silly tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goshdarned sillyhead. I will throw leaves all over you and you will dance in them. You're friggin' done, kiddo." -Andrew (we call him Adam)
14. @ chris "I barely even pushed you and you went flying into the lockers!" -Me
"If you touched me, I would go flying away" -Scott
15. "You look like a dyke" -Siann
