*sprays air on a piece of chalk* "This should've been my STEM project when I was your age..."
Me: "I remember the slidy method, but isn't the shifty method when you slide from here to here then slide here to here?"
Him: "No, that's what we just did, the slidy method..."
later in class: "Now here's Dakota's FAVORITE method! The shifty method for a shifty guy!"
"Wanna come to write a two where you think the second position is?" *I write a two* "That doesn't look like a two, that looks like a curly strand of hair..."
"You don't want to pluck the string in 'No Man's Land' because how would you feel if someone plucked you in your 'No Man's Land'?"
Teacher: "You want to be a Bassist? Well, you'll have two awesome Bassists to teach you the basics?"
Quint: "We have enough Bassists!"
Teacher: "Well you have one awesome Bassist and one 'There's Enough Bassists'!"
"Why can't any of you write?!"
"Even I can draw a better stick figure than that and my drawings look pained even when they don't have faces..."
"Where are you from Dakota?" "Here." "Well good for you, I don't care." "Then why did you ask?" "MOVING ON!"
*rolling around the room on a chair with wheels* "Sir, do you have a problem?"
"Hannah, Batannah, Banana, Shakana, Palana, Mershana Whazama! Please read number 3..."
