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Tae is a lounge lizard 💁‍♀️



Tae: guys something happened.

Yoongi: what happened you got laid.

Hobi: hehehe

Tae: What the fuck is a lounge lizard?

Yoongi: What you are
now tell us what fucking happened

Tae: I kissed Jimin

Yoongi: wtf

Hobi:

Tae: it just happened!

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Tae: it just happened!

Hobi: that's what all lounge lizards say 💅

Tae: stfu. I know I messed up.

Yoongi: baby cool the shade your throwing
and Tae how did it happen?

Tae: Jimin was suit shopping with Jungkook,
When they had a fight.
Supposedly about me.
Then I get a call from Jimin crying his eyes out.

Tae: I comforted him, and then I kissed him.
I couldn't help it.
Jimin pushed me off right away.
He didn't like it.
He doesn't like me.

Yoongi: Taehyung when we meant confess,
We didn't mean kiss him out of the blue.

Jin👑: damn this tea is salty

Joonie: you said it sis.

Tae: when the fuck have you guys been in this gc?

Hobi: since the beginning

Tae: is this true Yoongi?

Yoongi: I didn't know any of this.
But I'll make sure to
punish Hoseok real good tonight .

Hobi: you said that
you'll get punished by me tonight!

Yoongi: only good boys can do have fun with daddy.
And for what I've just read, you haven't been one.

Hobi: I'm sorry 😔✊

Yoongi: you will be tonight.

Joonie: Mother superior
we need you to cleanse the this chat.

Jin👑: I've been summoned 💁‍♀️

Tae: guys I don't know what to do.

Yoongi: well you should wait, it will work out.

Tae: thanks that's very fucking helpful.

Hobi: np lounge lizard!

Tae: What does that even mean?

Jin👑: someone who picks up others lovers.

Hobi: why did you tell him!
He wasn't supposed to know!

Jin👑: please Miss congeniality
that wannabe passion fruit
Would know sooner or later.

Tae: passion fruit?

Yoongi: retract the claws gays,
Hobi tone it,
And Jin please stfu your giving me a migraine.

Joonie: you smurf!
Don't come at my queen you ring snatcher!

Yoongi: I am not a bottom!
Go hide in your iron closet.

Joonie: iron closet?
That's so mean 😔✊

Hobi: miss congeniality!
I can come up with a better
insult in my death bed.
And I'm not bitchy,
like have you looked in the mirror lately.

Jin👑: Hoe back up!
You and your dickless bottom boyfriend
Can go deep throat a cactus 💆‍♀️

Tae: this is way we can't have group chats.

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