The castle is my home {Princess Marinette fanfic}

Oh That Makes Sense

Marinette's POV

"Why is history so hard to learn?" Alya groaned as she slammed her head against the table, the thud echoing through her skull.

"It's not. You're just very confused about the royal family, the rest makes sesnse right?" I say, spinning slowly on the desk chair.

"Well yeah, can't be helped. How the hell is the royal family in charge of so many countries?" She points out All the words on the page and groans, "I wanna go to bed, not read War and Peace 2.0!"

"It's not that hard. China just named a bunch of large cities after other countries so it could sound more powerful... I think. Just name a bunch of important countries and you'll own the 'coronation quiz'." My eyes dart at the stereotypical, peach coloured hotel furniture before returning to my friend.

"What kind of demon even sets an exam before an event?! Especially on a field trip. I quit!" With her words said, the smart and studious Alya threw her books into the air (almost hitting me) and throwing herself into the hotel bed.

"Uh-huh. Go you hun, ruin them grades." I spin again.

"Fuck you." The grumpy body groans.

"I'm sorry but I see you as a friend." A pillow hits my face. "I don't want to kiss your pillow either."

~Time Skip~

"My love!" A thick Scottish voice squeals and arms wrap around my frame, which I promptly remove.

"James. What are you doing here?" I, despite being in a good mood, growl. This arrogant prick is ruining my morning already.

"To see you of course, my love!" The Satan's shit cries out merrily, dancing about like a kid on drugs. "I long to see your face every waking minute, my love!"

"Don't call me that. I've told you this before, we are over. I've moved on, so should you. I bet someone out there would love you... maybe." I'm not willing to put up with this bs today.

"But my love! Your beauty is unlike no other! Telling me to move on is like saying I must pick a weed instead of a flower! My love!" James cries, literally, big fat tears that I wanna slap off his prince-y face. "Wait you've moved on?! Who could possibly be better than me?!"

"Anyone."

"So Mari, I found out what the drug I've been putting in my tea by mistake actually is- Oh hello your high-ass." Adrien says waltzing into the room like a boss. I love him so fucking much.

"Adrien, right? Hi. Can you leave please? I was talking to my love." 'British bastard starts beef' I can see it on the headlines!

"Your love? Sorry but Marinette and I are currently in a serious, romantic relationship right now and you are not. Please leave my love alone." Adrien then turns to me with a lighter tone of voice, "Turns out the drug was catnip- catnip! Can you believe it?"

"Wait, so your telling me, the reason you went all crazy daisy is because of catnip? That's hilarious." Me and the blonde beauty laugh but Prince Prick ruins the moment;

"What did the catnip make him do?"

~Flashback~

It was around 3 o'clock and the young couple this fanfics about were talking about random stuff like pie and alien poo.

"I'm just saying, this trip has really opened up my eyes. How have I never thought about this before?" Adrien mutters, chilling out on a plush sofa.

"What is it?" Marinette was chilling too but her head was in his lap, enjoying the way his hand went through her hair.

"Do aliens have toilets?" The bluenette laughed instantly before looking up at her boyfriends 'thinking' face again, "Like seriously, have aliens designed toilets the same way we have or are they different? Maybe they don't even need toilets!"

"Adrien are you okay right now?" After I said that Adrien looked at me like I was crazy, this hypocrite! Well a very loveable hypocrite but still!

"Well yeah, after I mixed this stuff into my tea everything's become great!" Adrien pulls out a plastic bag as he speaks.

"Holy shit Adrien, are those drugs?!" I, kindly, snatch the bag out of his hands and look at the contents, "Is this weed? What the hell?"

"I think it's weed! What's weed? I like weed, well if you like it of course! Why is everything glowing?" Adrien's STUNNING eyes start to cloud and his words slow down.

"Dude don't put this tea anymore, let alone other drinks. Imma take it to a professional." I try and snap him out of his weird trance but he falls asleep.

~The horrific death of the flashback behind the scenes~

"Oh my love! You are dating a drugee! Allow me to rescue you!" James once again cries, trying to hoist me up.

"I don't need rescuing! Now please leave me alone soIcansnogAdrienbecauseIwanttoallofasudden, okay?" I kick the royal pain in the ass in his royal ass.

"What was that? Oh nevermind. I will see you soon my love!" James dramatically flees the room, opens the doors wide and glances back via hair flip only to see me and Adrien's middle fingers and he promptly storms off.

"Marebare, did you actually want to snog?" Adrien blushes despite his words sounding confident.

"Well yes, now that that Scottish shit is gone we should make out. Right now." I blush too but that doesn't stop my hands pulling him down to my level and my lips meeting his.

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Well there you go guys, sorry if this is a bit of a disappointment? I just thought I might need to explain a few things that aren't major plot points in the story. This chapter could be considered a filler but oh well.

Enjoy <3

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