::Crying Over Nothing. . .
* In The Kitchen *
* Insert Author-chan laying on the floor while curled up into a ball, anime cry *
Blue: HUMAN, CAN YOU PLEASE STOP CRYING OVER A--
Author-chan: How can I? She was still so young. . .
Dream: Author-chan, it was just a--
Author-chan: So beautiful. . .
Ink: geez, kid it was just a--
Author-chan: She could've lived her own life, you know. . .
Blue: I DON'T GET WHERE THIS IS GOING. . .
Author-chan: And probably get a boyfriend. . .soon, to be a husband. . .
Dream: What are you even talking about? It was just a--
Author-chan: And maybe get married. . .
Ink: I think she hit her head or something. . .
Author-chan: And have so many children. . .
Sans: * Walks into the kitchen*. . .* Is drinking a bottle of ketchup * What's with all the commotion here? * notices Author-chan on the floor * And what's wrong with you?
Ink: The kid accidentally dropped her cupcake on the floor and now, she's crying over it. . .
Sans: Wut. . .
Author-chan: She could've lived her life you know, and its all my fault, I killed her. . .And now, Shes dead! Dead! DEAD!!! YOU HEAR ME!?!?!?
Ink: * Sighs *Kids these days. . .
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Sans: Hey Fell!
Fell: What!?!?
Sans: What do you call a belt made out of watches?
Fell: Dunno. . .A waist Of time?
Sans: damn right you are!
Fell: why you little bi--
Alter: * shoves soap on Fell's mouth *No! Just NO!
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* Insert Blue trying to make a bike stand *
Blue: UGH! WHY CAN'T THIS BIKE JUST STAND ON ITS OWN?!?!
Sans: * Magically appeared out of no where *Maybe because it was two tired?
Blue: NO PUNS!!!
Sans: Sorry to make you feel Blue. . .
Blue: I SAID NO PUNS!!!
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Sans: Hey Dream?
Dream: What is it Sans?
Sans: I have a question for you
Dream: Okie, Ask away!
Sans: How does a train eat?
Dream: I don't know, how does it eat?
Sans: It goes 'Chew' 'Chew'
Dream: . . .
Sans: . . .
Dream: . . .
Sans: . . .
Dream: . . .
Sans: . . .
Dream: . . .* giggles hysterically *Heheheh. . .
Sans: Ummm. . .You okay?
Dream: * Laughs maniacally *HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Sans: * joins Dream *Hahahahahha! * awkward laugh *
Dream: * suddenly stops laughing *. . .No PUNS!!!
Sans: Never in your Dreams. . .* wink *
Dream: NO PUNS!!!
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Lost your pen = no pen
No pen = no notes
No notes = no study
No study = fail
Fail = no diploma
No diploma = no work
No work = no money
No money = no food
No food = you get skinny
Skinny = then, you get ugly
Ugly = no lover
No lover = no marriage
No marriage = no children
No children = alone
Alone = depression
Depression = sickness
Sickness = death
LESSON: Don't EVER loss your pen
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No God, No brain
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom.
The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.
The teacher asked a little boy:
TEACHER : Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY : Yes.
TEACHER : Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY : Yes.
TEACHER : Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY : Okay. (He returned a minute later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER : Did you see God?
TOMMY : No.
TEACHER : That's my point.
We can't see God because he isn't there. He doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.
The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy :
LITTLE GIRL : Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY : Yes.
LITTLE GIRL : Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY : Yesssssssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).
LITTLE GIRL : Did you see the sky?
TOMMY : Yessssssssss.
LITTLE GIRL : Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY : Yes.
LITTLE GIRL : Do you see her brain?
TOMMY : No.
LITTLE GIRL : Then, according to what we were taught in school today...
she must not have one!!!
YOU ARE READING
One hell of a Nightmare
FanfictionI do not own anything except for the story Edit: Why did I make this again?
