Sans: Hey Fell! I have a song to sing with you!
Fell: I bet it suck. . .
Sans: Twinkle Twinkle little star
I want to hit you with a car
Throw you off a cliff so high
Hope you break your neck and die!
Twinkle Twinkle little star
I wanna hit you with a car
Fell: Shit! I jinxed it!
Sans: * Continued singing *
Twinkle Twinkle little star
I'm gonna hit you with a car
You can run but you can't hide
Run, run, run But you shall die
Twinkle Twinkle little star
I'm gonna kill you with a car
Fell: Where are you going to get a car?
* A Car miraculously appeared out of no where *
Fell: SHIT!!!
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Ink: Roses Are red, Violets are blue
A face like yours belong in a zoo
Don't you worry i'll be there too
Not in the cage but laughing at you. . .
Error: Roses are red, Violets are blue
I have Five fingers the middle ones for you
If I had a brick I'd throw it at you
Because you already know that I HATE YOU!
Sans: Noice!
Dream: * sigh * When will these two stop fighting?
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* It was such a beautiful day outside, birds were singing, flowers were blooming, and a spider was missing from its web *
* The spider is on Nightmare's shoulder *
Nightmare: * Didn't notice the spider on his shoulder *
Epic: * notices the spider on Nightmare's shoulder * Hey bruh. . .
Nightmare: What??
Epic: * a frying pan suddenly appeared out of no where in his hands * Bruh, I need you to hold still for just a second. . .
Nightmare: Why the hell are you holding a freaking--
Epic: * hits Nightmare's shoulder *
Nightmare: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR!?!?!?
Spider: * still alive *. . .* On Nightmare's head *
Epic: Ok Bruh, I'm just gonna-* hits Nightmare's head *
Spider: * is now gone *
Nightmare: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
Epic: * runs away *
* Insert Nightmare chasing Epic *
* One chase scene later *
Cross: Hey sans, have you seen Epic?
Sans: No, why?
Cross: well--* gets hit by a frying pan on the head *OW!!!
Epic: Sorry bruh. . .there was a spider on you head. . .* the one who hit Cross *
Spider: * is gone (again) *
Cross: * rubbing his head * dude, you could have just said so--
* Insert Nightmare breaking down the door *
Sans: well there goes the door. . .
Door: * le dead *
Nightmare: WHERE'S THAT SON OF A BI--
Alter: * shoves soap on Nightmare's mouth * LANGUAGE!!!
Nightmare: * spits out the soap *
Epic: * books it then runs *
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* The Ask Box is now officially open *
* The Dare box is now officially open *
YOU ARE READING
One hell of a Nightmare
FanficI do not own anything except for the story Edit: Why did I make this again?