Sans: * is eating green cookies *
* Insert all au sanses surrounding sans with a curious look visible on their faces *
Outer: What are you even eating Sans?
Sans: Cookies. . .
Reaper: Why is it green?
Sans: My Papyrus told me to eat more greens so I went on a dye-it
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Sans: Hey Reaper? I got a riddle for you to answer. . .
Reaper: Riddle away!
Sans: Ok, so you have five kids--
Reaper: I do NOT have five kids!
Sans: . . .It's just a riddle. . .
Reaper: Oh, right. . .* Scratches his head awkwardly *
Sans: anyway, you have five kids, you named the first child January, second February, third March, fourth April, and what is the name of the fifth child. . .
Reaper: pff-you call that a riddle? its easy! Its May, of course!
Sans: Wrong!
Reaper: What made it wrong? You said that the first child is named January, second is February, third is March and fourth is April, so the fifth is May!
Sans: No, its not. The fifth child's name is 'What'
Reaper: What?
Sans: pff-I wasn't even asking a question. . .the fifth child's name is literally 'what'
Reaper: * Takes time to process *. . .* finally gets it *. . .Bruh--
Epic: * suddenly appeared out of no where * Only I say 'Bruh' Bruh!
Reaper and Sans: * longingly stares at Epic * Dude--
Cross: * also appeared out of no where * ONLY I SAY 'DUDE' DUDE!!
Reaper and sans: * speechless AF *
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Author-chan: Have you ever had a crush on someone?
Fell: ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS!!!
Geno: Its only 6:00 in the morning. . .What are you even talking about?
Fell: No, I mean the question!
Author-chan: Why? Who's the lucky Monster?
* Insert Author-chan making a lenny face at Fell *
Fell: * Blushes * FUCK YOU!!!
Author-chan: nah, go fuck someone else. . .
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One hell of a Nightmare
FanfictionI do not own anything except for the story Edit: Why did I make this again?
