Story Time With Mario!

In the beginning, in a galaxy far far away...

I met him wayyyyyyyy back in 2013. His name was Dashing Lucas Xavier. My bestest BFF, Aria, introduced me to him on Pirate101. He seemed like a nice guy.

Now, at the time, I had a book called A Pirate's Life For Me on a Pirate101 fan site. It wasn't very good, but Lucas...man, did he make it clear that he loved the series. He was like, "Are you Marissa Everhart?"

Yeah, I pretty sure that's what my name said on the game RIGHT ABOVE MY HEAD. "Yeah!"

"Oh my god I love your book!"

And so came the beginning of a friendship. We became friends, talked quite frequently, and got along very well. This friendship lasted for about a month and a half, I believe, if I remember correctly. Feel free to correct me, Aria, if I'm wrong.

But yeah, Lucas and I were friends, and pretty good friends at that.

Yeah.........that friendship ended quickly. It dissolved into the abyss known as "friend drama" as I call it. When two of your closest friends get into a fight with each other. Aria and Lucas were at each other's throats. Whenever they were in the same room, everybody knew World War III was about to happen. They were practically loading their laser guns with...laser...gun...stuff...yeah.

ANYEWAYZ! I didn't really know why they were fighting in the first place. I'd only managed to pick of bits and pieces from a few of Aria's other friends. Apparently, some of Lucas's friends, Krystal, Jewel, and Jenny, attacked Aria because Lucas said something. He denied it.

But Aria wasn't taking any crap from him, oh no (*snap snap* you go girl)! You know what she did? She played the guilt card. Left the room without a word. I was like, "Oh snap, oh snap!"

Genus. In my opinion. Oh man, it escalated quickly. Very, very quickly. I went to Aria and it was a SHITSTORM (danisnotonfire reference for y'all) of messages from Lucas...to me. The heck? Since when was I a part of this? Last I checked I was the creepy girl in the corner with popcorn and soda!

He told me a bunch of things I don't remember at all. But all I remember is that I got extremely pissed off. I think he was cussing me and Aria out. What the heck did I do?

Guess what I did! I removed him from my friend's list faster than he could say "ASDFGHJKL" I knew I did the right thing, but I also knew that my entire Pirate101 life was going to be pretty interesting. But FIRST! Before I get to that! I shall tell you the tales of...things that happened between me and one of Lucas's friends...namely Krystal. That girl was a be-otch! My god! But I will get to that in the next chapter ;)

MARIO OUT!