Story Time With Mario!

Why, god! Why did you make me this way!?

One word: awkwardness. It happens to the best of us. We are all awkward at some point. Whether we blurt out a joke and nobody laughs, or you shout an answer in class with confidence and it's wrong. Or when you talk to your crush who you are absolutely in love with and they say high and you're like, "HEHEHEHEHEHEHE hiiii!" And you run into a wall and they just stare at you like you have five heads and you realize that they'll never ever fall in love with you.

Ahem. Not like I've ever done that.

BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT! What I'm saying is that we're all awkward! Nobody's perfect, people! We're all weird!

So onto today's story.

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Cringe Fest 2014 (skydoesminecraft bish!)

Today...was the best and worst day of the school year so far.

You might not believe it, but I am quiet irl. You may not even realize I'm there! I'm a frikin ninja! Hiii-ya! *kicks Lucas off a cliff* see?! He didn't even SEEE it coming!

Ahem.

So ANYEWAYZ, I was in the cafeteria of the new high school I'm going to. And they make us wait in the cafeteria until the bell rings. Yes, they cram 200+ kids inside a small cafeteria for 15 minutes. The heck?

I was sitting by the door, waiting for the bell to ring so I can just get first period Algebra out of the way before continuing to classes that I actually like (i.e, writing class, ceramics, and art).

I sit alone. I am a person who is very quiet, and likes to be with their thoughts. Yes, I talk to myself in my thoughts. DONT ACT LIKE YOU DONT DO THAT! Okay so basically I call the crazy side of me "Mario" and the quiet side of me "Madyson"

OKAY STFU GET BACK TO THE FUDGING STORY!

Sometimes, I get random people who sit next to me. It happened at many other schools. I'd go to the cafeteria, grab my lunch, sit down, and talk to my thoughts. That's a normal lunch period right there.

On rare occasions, people would sit next to me and ask the questions I've heard a million times before.

"Why don't you talk?"

"Why are you always alone?"

"What's your name?"

"Where are your friends?"

"Do you ever talk?"

I was tired of answering those questions, and every time someone asked them, I wanted to crawl into a hole and magically...never come out!

But me, being the nice person I am, smiled and shrugged. When I talk to people I don't know I express everything in shrugs and smiles. Once I get to know them, I open up and MARIO comes out!

Today, I didn't express everything in just smiles and shrugs. Laughing as added to the mix! Yay!

Note the sarcasm.

I hate my laugh! So much! It can go die! I'd rather laugh like Squidward than laugh like I do. So I hate three things about myself: my laugh, my voice, and something else I don't want to mention or else I'll sound like an attention whore. Which I'm not. Ew.

This guy and his girl friend started talking to me. He asked me the same questions listed above, but I just smiled and then...laughed.

Oh GAWD.

Why.

Just.

Why?

Why laughing!?

I wanted to crawl under the table and lay in the fetal position and ask what my life was. It was that bad!

The girl asked me my name, and I answered.

They stopped talking to me.

Why.

WHY MUST I BE SO AWKWARD?!

Vote if you're an awkward person!

MARIO OUT!