ARGFFYSGJIGSORAJIJEGRKJGKJG FRICKEN SCHOOL IS CONSUMING ME ALIVE!!!!!
I wrote a fucking 9 page essay on how gay love in fricken greece is unacceptable or whatever.I need to get a shit load of homework done,and maybe my mom will finally love me...
Anywayyyyyyy I hope you guys like mah writing because otherwise im screwed for a job later in life.Writing here is like my sanctuary,so hopefully im not doing this for nothing...i probably am honestly...
I also got this comment by GennyCutePotato and their comment was about the doctor stopping their um uh love time.And they made my day great when a notification came on saying this,"Cock blocked by a doctor :("And i died.Its now gonna go in my comment wall of fame.
Thanks fellow weeb XD XD XD XD XD XD
"Iida,the hell!?"Bakugou replied with rage slipping off his sentence."Why would you say that i had something to do with this?!"
"Shut up Bakugou,I know how much you wanted a friendly relationship with Deku.That's something you never had,nor will you ever."He said lowering his eyes to make a fearsome scowl.
"I'm sorry,how about we talk this over some tea.I'll go check on Deku and make some tea for us."He thought of so many ways for this scenario to play out,he only thought of one in particular.One that would trick and question everyone who would try to think of Bakugou of a suspect.
"Why the hell would I allow a possible murderer to offer me tea.You need a damn therapist Bakugou,somethings definetly not right..."Iida said,thinking he was a step ahead of Bakugou.
"Think about it this way Iida,"Bakugou offered,locking the doors,"Why would I murder your girlfriend?"
"So you could have a closer releationship with deku than her.She was indeed close to deku..."Iida stared down at his clasped hands,making sure Katsuki didn't know a possible weak spot.
"I'll tell you the truth...I did...Indeed murder Urakaka..."Bakugou was on the brink of grinning,and laughing.But he controlled himself enough to not even break a smile.
"WHAT THE FUCK BAKUGOU,YOU'D BETTER GIVE ME SOME GODDAMN ANSWERS TO HER MURDER.I'M ONLY DOING THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE MY FRIEND.WHY YOU'D BETTER HAVE AN ANSWER YOU DUMB SHIT!!"He slapped bakugou acrossed the face,as the red started appearing on his face bakugou responded.
"She was...cheating on you with multiple men."Bakugou pushed out his chair and placed his firm grip on the table."I WAS TRYING TO PROTECT YOU AND DEKU!!!"
"You couldve just told me..."He looked away ashamed of his outrage,but really he was teeming with fear.He was sitting next to a murderer,who wouldn't though?
"I'll be back and explain everythi-"Bakugou tried saying before his phone rang.
Amai,she can help me! He thought to himself.
"You can take,its not like i can go anywhere..."Iida muttered to his lonesome.
"Thanks four eyed freak"
He walked outside making sure Iida couldn't hear out of any window,and took the chance to call Amai.
"We need a pl-"Bakugou started.
"I already have the plan just follow what I say."Her little nine year old voice following.
"Awwwww,you're so adorable.Do you still wear little bloomers too~"Bakugou responded obviously trying to make himself laugh.
*Beep Beep Caller hung up
"Fuck you too."He mustered under his breath,giving a little chuckle before opening the creaky door.
"Bakugou will you...Turn yourself in..."Iida managed to say with a face of terror
"I'm afraid i can't..."Bakugou said throwing his finger up to a number one position,"Number one, I didn't actually murder your girlfriend,but i can tell you she was cheating."
"What the hell are you saying?!"Iida said wanting to know more about where he was leading.
"She told me she was gonna try running away,she told me that she was cheating on you.That she wanted you to have a better life without her,and she wanted a life of freedom.She didn't like being a pet,she didn't like labels either."Bakugou said to Iida explaining every part of the lie he could.
"So what you're telling me...that shes still alive?"Iida looked up with tear starting to run down his face in a steady stream.
"Yeah,she is..."
"Bakugou,will you he-"He tried asking before bakugous phone binged,a text rang through the silent room.
Bakugous face turned ghost white,he tilted his head upwards and responded,"She just texted me!She said to meet us somewhere four hours from here..."
Iida picked himself up off the floor and rubbed the tears out of his eyes,"What are you waiting for Bakugou,lets go."He bolted outside to start his car,Bakugou trudging towards it like a chore.
"Before we start we'll stop at the gas station.Then you can explain everything to me..."Iida said with a face more fierce than when Iida had that whole interrogation thingy.
"Alrighty,ill stop in for snacks.On me!"He made a devilish grin,making have a scoundrel kind of look.
They got to the gas station right before they closed.Making Bakugou sigh with relief and whispered under his breath,"The plans gonna work.."
"What?"Iida questioned out of confusion.
"I just said that you should probably stay in the car,ill grab the snacks real quick,then come back in and fill up the car."He said opening the door and shutting it behind.
"Amai,do it..."He softly murmured into his Microphone
"I'm already on it bakuhoe..."She giggled a little and called the trucker.
In a matter of seconds A huge truck was heading for Iida,who wasn't paying enough attention.
When he finally looked up,it was too lets the turcker had run Iidas small car over.The smoke started appearing not long afterwards,the bingo bango bongo you've got an explosion,or should he say death?
"He was gonna die anyway~"She responded,knowing bakugou would grin.
HUEWGFGEWIOUIOHDGOIDSYFGUPIEFG END MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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