Aspentail: Hey, Sprucey!
Sprucestorm: Haven't I told you not to call me that.
Aspentail: Meh, whatevah you say, Sprucey!
Sprucestorm: What do you need?
Aspentail: Just checking on my favorite brother!
Sprucestorm: I'm your only brother -_-
Aspentail: You're missing the point. Also, you'renowinchargeofwatchingIvyfire'skitssobye! *runs away*
Sprucestorm: Wat?
Hawkkit: Hey, Uncle!
Sprucestorm: Why me, StarClan? Why?
Peonykit: hOi!
Turtlekit: I like turtles.
Shrewkit: Hey, I want a cool name like Turtlekit!
Hawkkit: Hey, how about we change our names!
All da kits: YA!
Hawkkit: *changes name to Boikit*
Peonykit: *changes name to tEMmIkit*
Shrewkit: *changes name to DankMemekit*
Turtlekit: I like turtles.
Sprucestorm: Aspentail, please come back!
tEMmIkit: hOi!
DankMemekit: Das sum dankness rite der
Boikit: Boi.
Turtlekit: I like turtles.
Sprucestorm: Hides in leader den.
Birchstar: What are you doing?
DankMemeKit: DA DANKNESS!
Birchstar: THE POWER OF CLICHES SHINE WITHIN ME! *Changes name to Starstar*.
Boikit: Boi.
StarrStawr: o helko frend!!1!1!1!!!!1
Sprucestorm: *dramatically* Nooooooooooo!
Turtlekit: .....I like turtles.
What have I done?
~Ivy
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Sunclan and Warriors Spoof!
HumorSo this is a spoof book about the warriors of Sunclan and cannon Warriors characters! We will also take your ocs as well!