[AN: F#ck Grammarly]
Tweek when he was friends with Cartman, Kyle, and Stan.
Tweek: You guys always act like you are better than me!
Cartman, Kyle, and Stan.:*sipping tea in fancy suits*
Kyle: No we don't.
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[Playing Scrabble]
Butters: I will put my 'a' down to make 'A.'
Stan: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'At.'
Kenny: I will add onto your 'At' to make 'Rat.'
Kyle: I will add on to your 'Rat' to make 'Biostratigraphic.'
Cartman: *flips the board*YOU CHEATING JEW!
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Cartman: I know we don't see eye to eye on things bu-
Kyle: That's because you are short.
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Craig: When you said "magical in bed" this isn't what I was expe-
Tweek: *holds up 4 of spades* is this your card
Craig: Holy SH~T
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Token: *shining a flashlight under the bed*Craig: Tweekers are you ready to come out yet and interact with people?Tweek: *DEMONIC SCREECHING*Clyde: Understandable, have a good day.
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Clyde: [is tardy]
teacher: this is seemingly becoming a habit.
teacher: we may have to bring in other adults for this.
Clyde: like who? my mom?
teacher: well...
Clyde: [turns to token]it's okay. my mom is dead.
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Token: Are you okay?
Tweek: I'm fine.
Token: What does 'fine' mean?
Tweek: It means I'm perfectly content but also wouldn't mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all.
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SouthPark ShitPost Book
HumorThis won't be funny most likely just a mess... so..... enjoy if you like a mess of a book
