Clyde, texting: What if the g in gif is silent?
Craig: Go the fuck to sleep.
Clyde: What gif I don't want to.
Craig: Fuck off.
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Tweek: what if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Craig, taking the coffee pot as he walks by: what if you didn't
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Token: Anyone know any good substitutions for love and personal fulfillment?
Clyde: Taco bell crunch wrap supreme.
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Butters: It's dark, I'm scared.
Kenny: Don't worry, I got this.
Kenny: *stomps foot*
Kenny: *Sketchers light up*
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Kyle:why is being alive expensive
Kyle:I mean I'm not even having a good time
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Cartman: A theif
Kyle: Thief?
Cartman: Theif
Kyle: I before E except after C
Cartman: Thceif
Kyle: No-
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Ze Mole: Bonjour, ca ba bien?
Clyde: Fuck outta here with that shit
Clyde: I don't speak croissant
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Clyde: We have to tell her the dog died
Token: What? No!
Token: Sayori, the dog ran away
Tweek: Aw, why?
Clyde: It didn't want you to see it die
Token: Clyde!!!!!!!
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[Doing homework]
Clyde: Ugh, this question is so hard lahfZLDHGAHSSKKEHSGSSLLS
Craig: I know right? 💀💀💀
Tweek: *Windows shutting down noise*
Token: H-how did you say that out loud?
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Kyle: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium
Stan, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick
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Kyle: An icicle would be a perfect murder weapon, it would just melt away!
Cartman, concerned for his safety: Kyle, are you okay-
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Kyle: Let me see what you have.
Ike, running: A KNIFE!
Kyle: NO! *takes off running after him*
Stan, faintly in the distance: Oh my god, why does he have a kni-
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Clyde: Come one, I wasn't THAT drunk!
Token: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important
Clyde, with tears in her eyes: You are!
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