Zari
I changed into some champion sweatpants and I waited til everybody got in the car to start driving while laughing my ass off
"umm u ok and why did you change??" Nick asked
"Yea you thought that i was gonna let him ruin our fun hell nah and them ripped jeans were hella expensive and im not finna fuck them up" i said giggling
"so you was playing heartless the whole time??" Tay asked
" Yea well no not this morning but just then, yes, yes i was" i said laughing
"BITCH" sy yelled laughing while flicking my forehead
"OWW SYMERE IM DRIVING" i said rubbing my forehead as i swerved
"OH MAH GAWD WE GON DIE AND I JUST GOT THAT CHICKS NUMBER JESUS" ski yelled
"SYMERE WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU HIT HER IF SHE DRIVING" Jordan said hyperventilating
While everybody else was panicking me and Symere was laughing hard af so i had to pull over and get out
" AHHHHHHHHHH bitch my stomach hurts" i laughed some more
"Bruh on god imma piss myself" Sy breathed
"And these niggas still laughing after they almost killed us" Nick said
"IM DRIVING!!!! no questions now getcha asses in the car NOW!!" ski yelled as me and sy stopped laughing at his serious manner and got in the car with the rest.
I sat in the very back and played Smack a Bitch by Rico Nasty on my phone
"Rule #1, Dont worry bout a bitch who never been in your place, always move in silence, never question your fate" i sang
" Always check in on your niggas, gotta make sure they straight, if I'm getting money, then you know we all got a plate" Gazzy Joined in
"Since a baby in her tummy, mama knew I was great, they can't play me like a dummy, they know what not to take, fuck these niggas, cause the money only thing I'ma chase, time is precious, that's the only thing I try not to waste" Symere Joined in too
"She hatin cause I'm up, you can tell on her face, I been eating so much, I've been saying my grace, when the times was rough, I would look up and pray, thank God I ain't have to smack a bitch today" Nick said rolling his neck we all laughed and sung the chorus
"Oh my fucking god, smack a bitch today, thank God I ain't have to smack a bitch today, YEA, smack a bitch today, thank God I ain't have to smack a bitch today, YEA WHOA, smack a bitch today, thank God I ain't have to smack a bitch today, HUH, smack a bitch today" we sang and Juice and Purpp sung the adlibs
"alright my turn" Tay said grinning putting on Thick niggas, Anime Titties
"Hello, yes you've reached thick niggas Incorporated, how may i direct your call" Ski said smirking
"I need me a thiqq nigga, but no homo tho, cause thats that gay shit, as long as i say no homo, its not gay right" tay said like a ghetto girl
"Your absolutely right, sir" Omar said laughing
"Anime bitches i look at her tiddies, then i take her home and we countin these fifties" Juice rapped
"I come to yo city, I sneak in yo chimney, I tickle her kidney, then i watch disney" Micheal goofily rapped
"I love me sum hentai, i go on XVIDEOS, bitch in DBangz stick my dick in yo cheerios, bitch in DBangz i might fuck my computer, i whip out my dick then pull up on my shooter" i joined in laughing
