Clown Mouth: Richie x Pennywise

the purge

richies POV;

tonight is the purge. i need to find pennywise before it starts so he can protect me.

i squiggle out of the sewer and walk to Beverley's house.

"beverley where is penny?" i demand.

"he ain't here." she says stubbornly.

i slam the door in her face and run back to the sewer but to my surprise... there he is!

"Penny!" i yell and leap into his arms. "the purge is about to start and i look like a clown!"

"it's ok richie," pennydad says. "i'm just glad you're safe-"

"the 75th annual purge will commence in 5,4,3,2,1!"

i scream at the top of my lungs.

eddies POV:

hehehe

the purge :) my time to kill richie!! if i can find him...i haven't seen him in days.

i am supposed to meet Stan in the cemetery at midnight to preform the ritual to bring Nickel back to life. i wanted to bring richie there and torture him, but where the hell is he?!!

i called him 509 times and there was no answer until the 510th time.

"hello?" he says.

"Richie! what the fuck! where are you?" i demand

"i'm in the sewers with Pennywise! Oh, Eddie, come here and he'll protect us! I can't lose you tonight, you're my one true friend."

I smirk. "Why don't you meet me in the cemetery? I have a plan."

then i hang up.

Pennywises POV:

I don't trust Eddie. He is so clearly demented and trying to kill Richie. Why does he see that?

"Richie, i don't think we should go." i tell him.

"Penny, look, i'm sorry i yelled at you about becoming a clown, but eddies my best friend. We need him more than ever." richie says.

"richie, hes not your friend-" i start.

"Are you jealous? is that what this is? you're jealous?" richie starts. "oh penny, you have nothing to be jealous of."

Richie kisses me and then ruffles my hair, but his clown fingers are so long that they feel like sausages.

"Did you just smudge my makeup?" i ask.

"are you kidding me right now? i just kissed you! that means we can be together again!" richie says.

"okay." i sigh.

Eddies POV:

on the way to the cemetery i see a clown lying in the middle of the road. I become excited, but remain cautious as it is the purge tonight.

I slowly approach the clown. "hello?"

he whips himself up and grabs me by the neck, choking me(🤤).

all of a sudden something hits him in the head and he falls. I look around wildly and see Mike across the street with a shotgun.

"Mike! what the hell-" i begin.

"it's the purge, bitch!" he yells and aims the shotgun at my head.

i scream at the top of my lungs.

i debate on running away but it will be no use. he will get me anyway. Mike starts to pull the trigger and i scream. The gun goes off, right towards my heart-

and then Tits jumps in front of me. I watch in shock as he flies to the ground, bullet in his chest.

"No!" Mike screams, running at him. "No! Tits! No!"

"See what you did?!" i shout. "you killed the love of your life! all because you tried to kill me, you're friend!"

Mike cries as he clutched Tits's choking body. "It's the purge! you're supposed to kill!"

"not your mother fucking friends, bitch!" i yell. i spit on him and then run off.

Stan's Ghosts POV;

Eddie arrives at the cemetery five minutes early.

"Richie and Pennywise are going to be here too." Eddie says.

i smirk. i can finally kill him.

Just then two figurines appear in the distance. As they get closer, I can see two clowns. one of them is penny wise.

"Pennywise! what the hell are you doing here, Puff? where's richie?!" Eddie demands angrily.

"i AM richie!" the clown that isn't Pennywise yells.

"what the fuck. no you're not." eddie says. "i just wanted stupid fucking richie here! did you kill him?"

"no." penny says.

"shut the fuck up." i say.

everyone turns to me. penny wise and Puff gasp.

richies POV:

i angrily run at Stan. "I thought you died you sick bastard!"

He turns into fog. "I am a ghost you buffoon!"

:(

Eddies POV:

I glare at everyone around me. Tonight has been the worst night ever. Tits died, and I actually liked Tits! Then richie doesn't even show up! THEN it starts raining!

I begin shivering as the rain falls.

"Shall we begin?" Stan asks.

"Begin what?" Pennydad asks.

"Just stand in a circle around Nickeldumbs grave." Stan says.

"This isn't Nickeldumbs grave," i say angrily. "this is your grave. Nickeldumb was burried in his cage."

"Technicalities." Stan says nonchalantly. "everyone hold hands and repeat after me."

I smirk as i grab Puffs hand. I'll be saving that for later.

"Gong Arthurits. Ruben's Hraged. Moon Man bring back clown. yo gabba gabba yo gabba gabba yo gabba gabba gabba yo gabba gabba yo gabba gabba yo gabba gabba gabba."

We repeat.

all of a sudden the ground starts to shake.

"What the hell is happening?!" Puff demands.

"I don't fucking know! Stan what the shit!" Penny yells.

But stan is gone.

"What the fuck!" i demand. "where did he-"

Then Nickeldumb appears between the circle.

"Nickel!" I screech and jump into his arms.

"Eddie? what the fuck is going on? i thought i died!" Nickeldumb coughs.

"You did! Stan and I brought you back!" I say happily.

"Stan?" Nickeldumb says angrily. "Stan murdered me!"

"what? i thought you died of cancer!" i yell.

"Looks like something's never change." a voice says from behind me.

I whip my head around. Stan is there, but he is no longer a ghost. he is...human.

He is alive. And ready to kill.

A/N: ok