Clown Mouth: Richie x Pennywise

Dig up my Bones

A/N: Nickeldumbs cute outfit this chapter

Nickeldumbs POV:

I glare at myself in the mirror. Why hasn't my hair grown back? It's like I haven't aged since the day I died.

"Stan!" I yell angrily.

Stan unzips the shower curtain and glares at me. "i'm trying to have a nap"

"my bad" i say and close the curtain,  but not before turning the faucet on and scorching him.

"rehehehehe" i laugh.

But on the inside i'm not laughing. Stan hasn't aged either.

Tits's POV:

"No" i say into the phone.

"come on, tits! i'm begging you! it's the only way i'll be human again!" richie whines.

"i refuses to be in the same room as mike." i say angrily.

"please tits." pennywise says.

i growl into the phone. "he shot me! i don't like him anymore!"

"yeah but it was the purge! and he didn't mean to shoot you-"

"first of all, He still shot me." i yell.

"Tits i know you're mad but if you and Mike can't find a spell to undo my clownness i'll be stuck like this forever >:(" richie says.

i sigh. "come over. But don't invite Mike!"

i hang up the phone and throw it into the garborator. I quickly put my nail polish remover back into the fridge and get ready to take a bath.

Richies POV:

Penny and I make our way to the graveyard. we need to dig up henry's body.

when we get there pennywise hands me a shovel and i begin digging.

"richie this is the wrong grave" pennywise says

"oh" i say, and move to the grave that says 'Sir Henry Bowers'

We begin digging. It takes us 30 minutes till we hit the hardness of the coffin.

"this is it!" i yell happily.

pennywise opens the lid, and i'm about to be so happy to see henry's bones-

but the coffins empty.

"what the fuck?" i demand.

"richie did you steal his bones?" pennywise asks

"no what the fuck why would i"

"idk"

"now what!!! we only have an hour until times up!" i scream.

pennywise looks around. "we need mike."

Mikes POV:

I'm crying in the fridge when i hear the phone ring. I quickly wipe my tears away and get out to answer it.

"hello"

"mike! it's penny. we need your help. it's urgent!"

"what in the hell. what do u need"

"henry's body is gone and we need you to summon it!" richie yells over the line.

"umm, i'm not powerful enough to do that alone..." i say

"we need tits!" penny wise says.

"he won't even be in the same room as me" i say sadly. i sniffle a sob

"if we don't get this body, i will be a clown forever, mike! we have to try!" richie yells.

i sigh. "okay. Get Tits and come over."

Stans POV:

Nickeldumb is staring at himself in the bathroom mirror once again. I spy on him through the shower curtain.

"Are you in here for a reason" i ask.

Nickeldumb screams. I realize he was putting on eyeliner, and the wing he was making smudges.

"FUCK! FUCK STAN OH MY GODDD" nickel yells.

"jeez. it's just eyeliner-" i begin.

nickeldumb punches me in the face.

Tits' POV:

"No. I told you, no. That's my final answer." i say.

Richie stands in front of me, sobbing. But i don't feel mercy.

"Please!" he cries helplessly. "I only have forty minutes left until i'm like this," he gestures to his clown body "forever!"

Pennywise puts a hand around Richies waist. "Please, Tits. I can't bear to see him like this."

I growl at them. "Fuck you guys!"

"please! i'll do anything" richie sobs.

i smirk. "anything?"

richie nods.

"fine. i'll go. but just this once" i say. 🤤

Richies POV:

We arrive at Mikes house with 25 minutes to spare.

"Hello, Ben!" Mike says to Tits. "how are-"

Tits flips him off and goes to stand accross the room. "i'm here for richie." he says bitterly.

Mike looks like he's about to cry.

"Hurry!" pwnnywise demands. "enough drama"

i slap his ass. "yeah!"

"ok. stand in a circle. and hold hands. Mike and I will chant."

We stand in a circle and hold hands. "Ooja oova java oovoo java ovoo java oooovooowjava" Ben and mike chant silmumtaniously.

Suddenly, Henry bowers's body appears in the centre of the circle. I gasp

"it's him!!" i yell.

Pennywise kicks him in the head. "yes!"

"okay, richie. we have twenty minutes left. let's do this" Tits says.